My major clothing gripe (which is true of my body at any size) is that the button-down shirt industry seems to be in deep denial over the existence of boobs. I would like them to get over that, please.

Oh good lord yes. Even with stretch fabric, they tend to be obscene on me.

RIP, inventor of instant noodles.

surfing LJ randomly, and I found this, which I must share with Buffistas: [link]

Jeebus, moose are big!

Ah the Ramen guy! sad.

My only bout of energy is now gone. I need two more rubbermaid tubs so it looks like Target is my future. yay Target? Except I'm not feeling the Target love.

But cute! Cute mooses!

The mooses scare me.

My current wardrobe irritant is that my jeans are medium low rise, nothing obscene or edgy, but my tops (and the ones I find in the store) are the same length as they always were. Which means they either tuck in half-heartedly or don't tuck in at all.

I have no basic issue with baring my nearly-forty-year-old midriff (shameless mutton that I am), but there are definitely times it's not appropriate. Why didn't shirt-hems drop when pant-waists did?

I just took my first break of the day not including bathroom breaks. That ain't right. 2 skype calls, 4 meetings,a nd then like an hour to actually do some stuff. GOOD GOD!

Now to crank out some more since I leave early today.

The mooses scare me.

Yet you sleep with a stuffed moose.

Moose are scary IRL though. Big, angry and dumb.

The shirt length issue is one I'm facing. I'm not loving having my tummy hanging out. At all. There must be longer regular shirts out there.

Yet you sleep with a stuffed moose.

It's like moose therapy.