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tommyrot - Nov 14, 2012 7:03:10 am PST #21494 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

NOTHING compares to Windows 3.11->Windows 95

Yeah, I remember.

eta: For me, the first time I bought a modem and got on The Well was like that too. I was all, "My computer is now a communications device!"

Also, probably the last OS I've ever installed from floppies.


omnis_audis - Nov 14, 2012 7:08:06 am PST #21495 of 25501
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I never had Win 3.x. I had TI-994a and then Mac's, until I got a Win7 laptop super cheap. But I remember helping my fathers gf out with her computer problems (after years of Mac use, mind you) and get to the machine, expecting XP, and horrified to see it was Win3! It took a lot of head scratching to get started. I think it was "how do I do formatting in Word Perfect" or some such. On the Mac, it was easy. Click the icon for underline. Click the icon for center justify.... Oh crap, you don't have those.


tommyrot - Nov 14, 2012 7:13:06 am PST #21496 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I had Windows 3.0 running on an XT clone for a while. That was fun--it would take a few minutes just to print a simple Word doc.

Win 3.1 was the first version that would not run on an 8086/8088.


§ ita § - Nov 14, 2012 8:23:47 am PST #21497 of 25501
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think my biggest "Whoa!" was installing OS/2. I went from Windows 3.1 to that, I think? Do those dates work? Maybe it was an earlier version of Windows, but OS/2 was the fucking coolest-ass shit. Magic.

In fact, my current Android feels are a bit like the my OS/2 feels from two decades ago. I do hope this turns out much better.


Gudanov - Nov 14, 2012 9:14:53 am PST #21498 of 25501
Coding and Sleeping

I remember the greatest thing about Windows 95 was thinking: OMG! I don't have to fuck with memory handles anymore.


Jon B. - Nov 14, 2012 3:37:10 pm PST #21499 of 25501
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

A group I work with has an SSL certificate from GoDaddy that's expiring next month. A renewed 2-year certificate from them would cost $126.

Anyone have any recommendations on getting a similarly (or cheaper) priced cert from a company whose CEO... I dunno... doesn't shoot elephants?


Ginger - Nov 14, 2012 3:46:57 pm PST #21500 of 25501
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I remember moving from CPM.

After a decade of paste-up, my best computer moment was drawing a border. The prospect of not having border tape stuck to my arms, not having my right fingernail constantly sliced from cutting mitered corners and not having to deal with globs of Rapidograph ink was orgasmic.


§ ita § - Nov 14, 2012 5:51:14 pm PST #21501 of 25501
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What are the possible culprits if SHIFT+E intermittently doesn't work on my Windows 7 work machine? e works fine, as does CAP LOCK + E, but not just plain shifting. All other letters of the alphabet seem good shifted, and it's more than one application (Opera and Word so far).


tommyrot - Nov 14, 2012 5:52:51 pm PST #21502 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Can you swap in a different keyboard and see if you still have the problem?


§ ita § - Nov 14, 2012 6:00:04 pm PST #21503 of 25501
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd have to disturb someone at work--it seems way too small an issue to call support on, but it is annoying, especially when you're not watching the screen as you type and find out afterwards.

But I'll see if one's around.