this list of demands cracks me up.
The money was too good. I got stupid.
Jayne ,'Ariel'
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le nubian - Oct 26, 2011 3:44:39 pm PDT #18264 of 25505
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Steph L. - Oct 26, 2011 4:09:31 pm PDT #18265 of 25505
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
this list of demands cracks me up.
This one is my favorite:
If you can find a host for me that has a friendly parrot, I will be very very glad. If you can find someone who has a friendly parrot I can visit with, that will be nice too.
amyth - Oct 26, 2011 4:22:24 pm PDT #18266 of 25505
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Even better:
DON'T buy a parrot figuring that it will be a fun surprise for me.
Either this has happened (weird!) or he has some truly strange fears.
le nubian - Oct 26, 2011 4:26:35 pm PDT #18267 of 25505
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
he has some truly strange fears
you did not get to the end did you?
amyth - Oct 26, 2011 4:28:59 pm PDT #18268 of 25505
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Wait, you mean:
I start being afraid to express my appreciation of anything, because they would get
it and give it to me at any cost. If it is night, and the stars are
beautiful, I hesitate to say so, lest my hosts feel obligated to try
to get one for me.
Yeah. Who ARE these people? I mean, honestly.
Dana - Oct 26, 2011 4:34:21 pm PDT #18269 of 25505
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I faded out long before the end. That is the definition of tl;dr.
Typo Boy - Oct 26, 2011 4:36:30 pm PDT #18270 of 25505
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
He is a cult figure to some people. I suspect that on occasion his life has been made temporarily miserable by excessive ass-kissing when he what he wants is to be left alone.
le nubian - Oct 26, 2011 4:42:27 pm PDT #18271 of 25505
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
you have to skip to the good stuff, Dana.
brenda m - Oct 26, 2011 4:45:00 pm PDT #18272 of 25505
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Just don't bring up breakfast.
Sophia Brooks - Oct 26, 2011 4:49:18 pm PDT #18273 of 25505
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I would not want to be this man's assistant (who does not deal with his finances and cannot help you with reimbursing him).