Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like — whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old! I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.

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Tom Scola - Mar 10, 2011 5:07:13 am PST #16262 of 25501
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

As the article notes, the December 2013 date is for a display with the same 326 DPI as an iPhone display. When they come out with a higher resolution iPad, it won't be at 326 DPI, it will be double the current resolution, which would be more like 260 DPI. Which would probably be possible in 2012. Later this year would be pushing it.


Jessica - Mar 10, 2011 5:14:12 am PST #16263 of 25501
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The rumor I heard was that they would release some kind of "iPad Pro" in the fall, but I honestly have no idea what the hell that would even mean.


tommyrot - Mar 10, 2011 5:17:22 am PST #16264 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

(But I do continue to love the Apple rumor mill, which more or less seems to run on nothing more substantial than unicorn farts and mashable saying "I wanna pony! HEY GUYS! STEVE IS GONNA RELEASE A PONY!!")

I WANT A PONY!

</inner 6-year-old girl>


Jessica - Mar 10, 2011 5:26:37 am PST #16265 of 25501
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I heard a rumor that the iPony is going to come in white.


Tom Scola - Mar 10, 2011 5:34:03 am PST #16266 of 25501
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

All you iPony owners are going to be so jealous when Apples comes out with the iUnicorn the following year.


tommyrot - Mar 10, 2011 5:44:10 am PST #16267 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Then of course hackers will be attaching horns to their iPonies. Things will get bloody.


§ ita § - Mar 10, 2011 5:54:41 am PST #16268 of 25501
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

WhatEVER. I will be riding the Google Stallion.


sumi - Mar 10, 2011 6:00:47 am PST #16269 of 25501
Art Crawl!!!

I'm waiting for the iPegasus.


tommyrot - Mar 10, 2011 6:04:25 am PST #16270 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or maybe the iGalactica. Although for work reasons I'll probably end up with the MS Enterprise.


javachik - Mar 10, 2011 8:26:01 am PST #16271 of 25501
Our wings are not tired.

You guys are my favorite tech reviewers in the world.