It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Other Media 2: It's Astounishing!

Discussion of comics, graphic novels, and more. Except for capes. No capes!

Please use spoiler font for new releases until after the weekend following release.


Tom Scola - Sep 09, 2012 3:35:37 pm PDT #4327 of 5059
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Kate Beaton won three Harvey awards yesterday: Best Online Comics, the Special Award for Humor in Comics, and Best Cartoonist!


DavidS - Sep 09, 2012 5:10:47 pm PDT #4328 of 5059
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Apparently they redrew the Catwoman cover. The really stupid one, I mean.

It's still stupid.


Dana - Sep 09, 2012 5:12:50 pm PDT #4329 of 5059
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It does look slightly less like her asscheeks can move independently of each other.

Slightly.


Zenkitty - Sep 09, 2012 5:24:03 pm PDT #4330 of 5059
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Apparently they redrew the Catwoman cover. The really stupid one, I mean.

Still stupid, though.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 09, 2012 6:39:16 pm PDT #4331 of 5059
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

At least now she looks like she might be able to briefly hold that position without the need to resort to disfiguring injuries or strychnine poisoning?


§ ita § - Sep 09, 2012 7:46:48 pm PDT #4332 of 5059
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The completely stupid way she was almost forming a circle is gone, and all the better for it. It still defies my back how she's thrusting her ass in the air and her tits so successfully.

And, hey, zipping it up? So small a modification, so simple an effect.


Tom Scola - Sep 12, 2012 1:42:19 am PDT #4333 of 5059
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

<spoiler>Major X-Men comics spoiler.</spoiler>


Polter-Cow - Sep 12, 2012 5:43:44 am PDT #4334 of 5059
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Whaaaaaaaat.


§ ita § - Sep 12, 2012 5:46:33 am PDT #4335 of 5059
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There is a very large number of fucks I'm somehow managing not to give. I'm assuming it works with context? From here, its just way extreme.


Tom Scola - Sep 12, 2012 5:51:56 am PDT #4336 of 5059
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Maybe that's a copy of Scott Summers killing Xavier , and the real Scott Summers is in a pod at the bottom of the ocean .