Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2006: You're ON THE LIST!!!  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2006? Don't think we've forgotten about you.


Ginger - Jan 08, 2007 5:21:37 pm PST #367 of 513
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I got mine! I got mine!

The lovely Maria sent me a necklace, which I was wearing around the house this afternoon, even though it was a little fancy for a t-shirt and sweat pants. She also worked to help me solve my purse dilemma with with a convertible backpack purse.

As usual, she rocks.


Maria - Jan 08, 2007 5:52:45 pm PST #368 of 513
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Hooray! I'm glad you liked it. The necklace is amber, though it doesn't have any bug parts. I tried, but was foiled time and time again. I hope the backpack purse is big enough to hold all of your stuff.

Were the chocolate pumpkin caramels and fuzzy Santa monkey in there? I couldn't resist the monkey. We can all use more monkey, especially one in a Santa suit.

edited because could does not equal couldn't


JZ - Jan 08, 2007 6:02:15 pm PST #369 of 513
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I sent mine out on the 29th, so hopefully it will arrive at the recipient's early this week.

It did indeed! I got a nicely themed little package: a big lovely Santa hat, but in more of a rich Ghost-Of-Christmas-Present russet than the stop-sign red most Santa hats come in, a little brass candlestick of just the sort that Jack most likely nimbly jumped over and also the sort that any number of Dickens characters carried as they tottered out in their nightclothes to investigate that mysterious moaning outside the door, a yummy scented candle that had me briefly searching the package for candy (and by whose light I am now typing this), and a gorgeous 1925 reprint of a 1914 edition of A Christmas Carol with watercolor illustrations by Honor Appleton (the linked image isn't actually in the book, but it's the most Christmas Carol-like bit of her art I could find online).

I love it all! I have so much Dickens, but somehow I never actually owned an illustrated copy of A Christmas Carol before, and this one is lovely! Go team Slacker Matt! Thank you!


Anne W. - Jan 08, 2007 6:13:17 pm PST #370 of 513
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Hm. I sent my package out on the 18th of December, but haven't heard if it's arrived.

worries


Ginger - Jan 08, 2007 6:28:04 pm PST #371 of 513
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yes, I got them too, Maria. It's a Christmas monkey, plus caramel, one of my favorite flavors. I just forgot to type them. I blame cleaning.

I have spent a lot of time looking for a really good bug in amber in jewelry. They exist, but their owners insist on being paid a lot of money for them. I have some pieces with bugs, but a gnat in amber really doesn't make much of a statement.


Vortex - Jan 08, 2007 7:43:01 pm PST #372 of 513
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Vortex, he was way melodramatic about the tired, wobbling around and such. Plus, it was his suggestion to call. I expressed enough concern to suggest he not drive home. I've never done the random call me when you get there thing because I didn't want to come off as the worrying type. And seriously, if he hadn't been all droopy eyed, and it hadn't been raining, and he hadn't left his phone here, it wouldn't even have occured to me to worry at all.

ah. sorry. tried to find a way to make him less of an asshat, alas.


beekaytee - Jan 08, 2007 7:47:47 pm PST #373 of 513
Compassionately intolerant

Bless you.

He isn't really an asshat. He's just either a clueless person or there really is something not quite right. I'm forcefully reminded of an Oprah quote that I pass on all the time, and apparently ought to have been listening to myself. "If someone tells you who they are in the beginning...believe them." He's said, in a multitude of ways, that there is something 'wrong' with his brain. I don't think that is actually the case...but his believing it is roughly equivalent.

What I know is that a significant break is going to be my gift to myself right here in the beginning of the new year. Wish me luck.


brenda m - Jan 09, 2007 2:32:17 am PST #374 of 513
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh, I love amber.

I don't know why I feel this belongs here, but my new company (as of next week, yikes!) was just named in Forbes magazine's 2007 100 Best Companies to Work For. So 2007 is looking even more up.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 09, 2007 3:14:22 am PST #375 of 513
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Whee! So glad you're enjoying it, Jacqueline. When I saw the Appleton A Christmas Carol it nudged me in the ribs and whispered that it would be just the thing for you.


Toddson - Jan 09, 2007 3:33:07 am PST #376 of 513
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Yay for Brenda's new company! may you be happy there!

Ginger, I gave up on finding a nice bug in amber, but Bruce St. John Maher makes (or used to make) really good glass versions. I have one - large rectangular slab of amber-colored glass with a black glass "bug" in it - that has most people who see it convinced it's real. It's heavier than amber, but quite attractive.