pretty guy named Tim.
I think he's wicked funnylooking, myself, and his personal Tiny Violin plays at a frequency I cannot hear. There are characters to like, but mostly I enjoy watching that dude from Early Edition (who I believe is even from Chicago) mumble his way through thick Texas vowels.
I've been such a good girl working, and now I have to run an errand down the street (it being lunchtime) and I greatly fear the good girl era is coming to an end. Why won't this work do itself!
No, wait -- the little girl with the access panel in her back?
So many punchlines. Can't. Choose. Just. One.
"Be excellent to each other," and "Party on, dudes!"
Oh, yeah, that's where my brain went first.
So many punchlines. Can't. Choose. Just. One.
Don't make me write Mr. Belvedere porn and dedicate it to you.
You know, I don't think I've shipped a couple as hard as I'm shipping Betty/Henry in a long, LONG time. Probably not since S4-S5 Buffy/Spike.
Not Jim/Pam?!??!
I have no idea who those people are.
Don't make me write Mr. Belvedere porn and dedicate it to you.
As long as you throw in that SNL skit about the Mr. Belvedere support group.
"Okay, now what's good behavior?
"Uhm, asking Mr. Belvedere for his autograph."
"Good! And what's bad behavior?"
"Uh...uh. Oh! Wanting to skin Mr. Belvedere and wear his skin as a suit!"
"Right!"
OK, I've just had something happen to me that has never happened to me before in my life, and certainly not in the 18 years I've been working full-time. Someone apparently contacted HR and told them that I had an offensive thing posted on the outside of my cubicle, and it was the "God's Inbox" joke e-mail listing that I tore out of Time magazine last month! My boss just called me and told me about the complaint, and asked where I got it from--when I told her it was from Time, I could practically hear her eyes roll as she said, "Apparently, someone has too much time on their hands to start worrying about what their co-workers find funny. BTW, now I'm curious--can I read it before you toss it out?"
So, I just reread it, and just think it's a funny look at religion. I posted it here when I first read it.
Kathy A "Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial" Dec 5, 2006 10:40:08 am PST
Guess I should just avoid anything to do with religion at my desk from here on out.