Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 6:00:16 am PST #9868 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday, ita! I hope it's lowercase and filled with cupcakes.

I mean, 1/1 isn't really JZ bday, is it?

It is not. Her birthday is the day before mine, 6/27. My college roommate? 6/26. Apparently I get along with other Moon children.

Why I had kids in September, I can't say. I guess January's a sexy month for me.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 04, 2007 6:00:30 am PST #9869 of 10007
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Happy birthday, ita!


Lee - Jan 04, 2007 6:01:00 am PST #9870 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthday ita!


Burrell - Jan 04, 2007 6:06:37 am PST #9871 of 10007
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday, ita! Are you sure you have someone bringing cake? Do you need a backup?


Dana - Jan 04, 2007 6:07:58 am PST #9872 of 10007
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Car update:

My goal of not looking like an idiot was not accomplished, sadly, since the whining noise was being caused by an air cleaner thing we had plugged into the power outlet. In my defense, when I asked the guy what alternator noise sounded like, he said, "Exactly like that. But much louder."


Glamcookie - Jan 04, 2007 6:16:05 am PST #9873 of 10007
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy birthday to ita!


Aims - Jan 04, 2007 6:16:08 am PST #9874 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Happy Birthday, ita!
I hope you get some cake!
Happy Birthday, ita!
You should also have a steak!

The Buffistas love their ita!
A kravver in our midst!
And if I don't end this poem,
She'll kill me with her fist!


sarameg - Jan 04, 2007 6:23:14 am PST #9875 of 10007

Happy Cake!

Happy Birthday.


Sean K - Jan 04, 2007 6:24:25 am PST #9876 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Happy Birthday ita!


Theodosia - Jan 04, 2007 6:28:21 am PST #9877 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Dana, it may be an embarrassing solution to your car problem, but at least it was a cheap fix. The guy could have easily told you that your framistat needed replacing....