You know, my big sister could really beat the crap out of her. I mean, really really.

Dawn ,'Storyteller'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Jan 04, 2007 5:14:14 am PST #9863 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Happy Birthday, ita!


Sue - Jan 04, 2007 5:30:39 am PST #9864 of 10007
hip deep in pie

Happy Birthday ita!


Jessica - Jan 04, 2007 5:31:47 am PST #9865 of 10007
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Happy Birthday, ita!!


Volans - Jan 04, 2007 5:31:52 am PST #9866 of 10007
move out and draw fire

Happy Birthday, ita! Much cake, salary goodness, miniscule amounts of migraines to you!


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 04, 2007 5:58:23 am PST #9867 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday ita! I unknowingly had cake to mark the occasion this morning.


DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 6:00:16 am PST #9868 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday, ita! I hope it's lowercase and filled with cupcakes.

I mean, 1/1 isn't really JZ bday, is it?

It is not. Her birthday is the day before mine, 6/27. My college roommate? 6/26. Apparently I get along with other Moon children.

Why I had kids in September, I can't say. I guess January's a sexy month for me.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 04, 2007 6:00:30 am PST #9869 of 10007
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Happy birthday, ita!


Lee - Jan 04, 2007 6:01:00 am PST #9870 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthday ita!


Burrell - Jan 04, 2007 6:06:37 am PST #9871 of 10007
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday, ita! Are you sure you have someone bringing cake? Do you need a backup?


Dana - Jan 04, 2007 6:07:58 am PST #9872 of 10007
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Car update:

My goal of not looking like an idiot was not accomplished, sadly, since the whining noise was being caused by an air cleaner thing we had plugged into the power outlet. In my defense, when I asked the guy what alternator noise sounded like, he said, "Exactly like that. But much louder."