Wood chipper into a vat of acid. Which you then set on fire. And then feed to the piranhas. And then you run the piranhas through the wood chipper.
Didn't you watch Snatch? Pigs. We need pigs.
Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan. Now I'm having a wiggins.
Xander ,'First Date'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Jan 03, 2007 5:15:11 pm PST #9795 of 10007
Now tagless for your comfort.
Atropa - Jan 03, 2007 5:16:57 pm PST #9796 of 10007
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Pigs. We need pigs.
That would be what the forensic anthropology major always recommends in these sorts of hypothetical situations.
Sue - Jan 03, 2007 5:17:27 pm PST #9797 of 10007
hip deep in pie
Didn't you watch Snatch? Pigs. We need pigs.
Or Deadwood.
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2007 5:19:27 pm PST #9798 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I can't vote without sufficient information. Do the piranhas have frickin laser guns strapped to their heads?
They could. But then you really need the self-destructing lasers, and they cost extra.
Nutty - Jan 03, 2007 5:20:22 pm PST #9799 of 10007
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
is it true that using "fuckin..." like "um" is a Boston thing?? Like, "Yeah, we went to the... fuckin... oh yeah, the store..."?
Among working class white guys? Yeah, I'd say so. Except it's not in the middle of a sentence so much as between one sentence and the next, the way other people would say "So, like," as a topic transition and to give themselves a moment to manufacture a grammatical utterance.
So, more of a
I went to the store. And fuckennnnn... Did you know grandma smokes pot sometimes?
than a
I went to the fuckennnnn, what's that thing? the, the, the fucken Big E, that's what it's called.
Although the latter also happens. This is why I do not feel too badly about my pottymouth.
Ailleann - Jan 03, 2007 5:21:15 pm PST #9800 of 10007
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Kathy, cross stitch, yay! I have to say I think I like the middle one best as well.
Jesse - Jan 03, 2007 5:23:18 pm PST #9801 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Among working class white guys? Yeah, I'd say so. Except it's not in the middle of a sentence so much as between one sentence and the next, the way other people would say "So, like," as a topic transition and to give themselves a moment to manufacture a grammatical utterance.
Oh, I mean, I want to know if it's only a Boston thing. Because I've more or less stopped doing it, at least at work, but it's still my natural inclination.
shrift - Jan 03, 2007 5:35:14 pm PST #9802 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Friday Night Lights can stop making me cry any time now. Or, you know, not. Jesus, that's some good TV.
sarameg - Jan 03, 2007 5:38:55 pm PST #9803 of 10007
shrift, how'd you survive the first 5 minutes?
( Lost my shit for that boy and that girl I don't know if that's the first place I've seen that addressed on teevee, but it didn't feel trite or Afternoon Special. Curious to me.)
Kathy A - Jan 03, 2007 6:04:13 pm PST #9804 of 10007
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
What about this? Or this?
Ailleann, I like them both! I think I like the first one better for Kris. This is going to be a hard decision, I can tell!