Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.

Lorne ,'Why We Fight'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kristen - Jan 03, 2007 4:53:36 pm PST #9785 of 10007

Does the car talk? Is it Knight Rider?

ETA: Sleep now.


Lee - Jan 03, 2007 4:54:47 pm PST #9786 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I didn't know that either!

ME either!


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 03, 2007 4:58:30 pm PST #9787 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Is acid good for body disposal, even at boiling temperatures? I'd heard alkaloids like garden lime work a lot quicker.


Jesse - Jan 03, 2007 5:00:08 pm PST #9788 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Because I keep getting calls from people looking for the WINDFALL production office and I'm confused now.

We keep getting checks at my office addressed to a woman who hasn't worked their in four years. It's kind of comical at this point. People just don't update their databases.

Please note that I also went to high school with Casey Affleck. And their fourth friend in Good Will Hunting? The fair-haired guy who's always drunk in the corner? He's based on the boy I had my first heavy-duty crush on.

FYI.


Aims - Jan 03, 2007 5:06:02 pm PST #9789 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.

looks askance at Matt

Woodchipper, my friend. Woodchipper.


Jesse - Jan 03, 2007 5:07:34 pm PST #9790 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, I'm still watching the Matt Damon, and is it true that using "fuckin..." like "um" is a Boston thing?? Like, "Yeah, we went to the... fuckin... oh yeah, the store..."?


tommyrot - Jan 03, 2007 5:08:15 pm PST #9791 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Woodchipper, my friend. Woodchipper.

Wood chipper into a vat of acid. Which you then set on fire. And then feed to the piranhas. And then you run the piranhas through the wood chipper.


Connie Neil - Jan 03, 2007 5:11:55 pm PST #9792 of 10007
brillig

Wood chipper into a vat of acid. Which you then set on fire. And then feed to the piranhas. And then you run the piranhas through the wood chipper.

For issues of cost effectiveness, I think I'll stay with wood chipper into the stream of boiling acid, then run some branches through the chipper to try and catch those bits of, well, stuff that always seems to show up on the forensics shows.


amych - Jan 03, 2007 5:13:28 pm PST #9793 of 10007
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I can't vote without sufficient information. Do the piranhas have frickin laser guns strapped to their heads?


Atropa - Jan 03, 2007 5:14:13 pm PST #9794 of 10007
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Woodchipper, my friend. Woodchipper.

But unless you run the woodchipper over a fast-moving river and then hose the woodchipper down thoroughly with something like a pressure washer, you'll still leave behind enough evidence to get caught. Or so says my friend who majored in forensic anthropology.