Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Jan 03, 2007 7:23:28 am PST #9601 of 10007
Now tagless for your comfort.

I have it on good authority that babies don't typically burst out of your chest.

There were a few moments when I'd have gladly gone that route.


Allyson - Jan 03, 2007 7:25:16 am PST #9602 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

but that day, Allyson was talking about possible sad family news and having to stay close to home

Heh. My sad family news was a call from Tim that one of the beagles had run away and was missing for hours. It was cold and rainy and Harrison is not very bright.

So Tim was beside himself and plastering the hood with pics of Harrison. I feared the worst.

He got a call the next morning, a pet grooming place found him wandering the corner of Western and Hollywood - meaning he got across two very busy streets- and picked him up. They put him in a crate(!) and Tim ran down and found him snoozing contentedly in the crate.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 03, 2007 7:26:38 am PST #9603 of 10007
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Happy Birthday shrift!

Congrats on the parasitic aliens, Kat & Lori!


Nora Deirdre - Jan 03, 2007 7:26:38 am PST #9604 of 10007
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OMG TWINS AWESOME! Yay, Kat and Lori! Many, many, congratulations.

Happy birthday, shrift!


sarameg - Jan 03, 2007 7:29:19 am PST #9605 of 10007

I'd guess it about a mile, but I've probably parked further when getting around there.


tommyrot - Jan 03, 2007 7:30:43 am PST #9606 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Completely random question:

Does anybody else print (by hand) their 0's and O's starting at the bottom?


brenda m - Jan 03, 2007 7:31:39 am PST #9607 of 10007
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

t writes some Os

No.


Cashmere - Jan 03, 2007 7:31:55 am PST #9608 of 10007
Now tagless for your comfort.

He got a call the next morning, a pet grooming place found him wandering the corner of Western and Hollywood - meaning he got across two very busy streets- and picked him up. They put him in a crate(!) and Tim ran down and found him snoozing contentedly in the crate.

That's a relief. Poor, dim-witted, cutiehead thing.


Sue - Jan 03, 2007 7:33:43 am PST #9609 of 10007
hip deep in pie

Does anybody else print (by hand) their 0's and O's starting at the bottom?

Mine start on the right side.


Ailleann - Jan 03, 2007 7:35:02 am PST #9610 of 10007
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

I'm a top.



What?