River: You're not right, Early. You're not righteous. You've got issues. Early: No. Oh, yes, I could have that. You might have me figured out, then. Good job. I'm not 100%.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jan 02, 2007 1:48:11 pm PST #9443 of 10007

as if I'm supposed to be doing something about it.

Well, DUH. You are supposed to free it from the wall so Pico can have a toy. Sheesh, Sue.


Liese S. - Jan 02, 2007 1:57:21 pm PST #9444 of 10007
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee. When we had mamacat in the house, she would do that. As if to say, excuse me, but did you know you have mice in this house? I would tell her I was going to stop feeding her. Then she'd wind around my legs. I would feed her. She always won.


juliana - Jan 02, 2007 1:59:58 pm PST #9445 of 10007
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

When we had mamacat in the house, she would do that. As if to say, excuse me, but did you know you have mice in this house? I would tell her I was going to stop feeding her. Then she'd wind around my legs. I would feed her. She always won.

Well, yeah. Because if you didn't feed her, she'd use the Secret Ninja Death Leg-Wind to trip you up and cause you to kill yourself by head-bonk, and then she'd have a feast. Your feeding her was self-preservation, really.


Cashmere - Jan 02, 2007 2:03:41 pm PST #9446 of 10007
Now tagless for your comfort.

Because if you didn't feed her, she'd use the Secret Ninja Death Leg-Wind to trip you up and cause you to kill yourself by head-bonk, and then she'd have a feast.

Mine always does this move ON THE STAIRS. I think he's really waiting to eat me.


Sue - Jan 02, 2007 2:10:09 pm PST #9447 of 10007
hip deep in pie

I guess I expect too much of him. But sheesh, if he's not going to catch mice, you think he could do a dish every once in a while.


sarameg - Jan 02, 2007 2:14:46 pm PST #9448 of 10007

Devi is currently surveilling the Crazy Russian Lady's cat. He's out on the lawn and Dev's all fat-tailed and intent, racing from window to window. I honestly didn't know if she could see that far, because she's never shown any interest in Stuff Down Below the Windows.


DavidS - Jan 02, 2007 2:18:02 pm PST #9449 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

::takes notes to type up later::


sarameg - Jan 02, 2007 2:20:11 pm PST #9450 of 10007

While you are taking notes, add

Devi hates typing and

Devi managed to eject a dvd and delete a post while washing her butt.


Pix - Jan 02, 2007 2:22:31 pm PST #9451 of 10007
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Update the Second: No, the sexual harassment training was indeed equally painful. Thank the gods I get to start teaching again tomorrow.

Btw? You really should warn a person before posting that many pictures of cute.


tommyrot - Jan 02, 2007 2:23:08 pm PST #9452 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Devi managed to eject a dvd and delete a post while washing her butt.
Wow. Productive. If only more Americans were like Devi, then we wouldn't have this huge trade imbalance. Or something.

My cat is sniffing the carpet suspiciously.