If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.

Spike ,'Get It Done'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Jan 02, 2007 2:03:41 pm PST #9446 of 10007
Now tagless for your comfort.

Because if you didn't feed her, she'd use the Secret Ninja Death Leg-Wind to trip you up and cause you to kill yourself by head-bonk, and then she'd have a feast.

Mine always does this move ON THE STAIRS. I think he's really waiting to eat me.


Sue - Jan 02, 2007 2:10:09 pm PST #9447 of 10007
hip deep in pie

I guess I expect too much of him. But sheesh, if he's not going to catch mice, you think he could do a dish every once in a while.


sarameg - Jan 02, 2007 2:14:46 pm PST #9448 of 10007

Devi is currently surveilling the Crazy Russian Lady's cat. He's out on the lawn and Dev's all fat-tailed and intent, racing from window to window. I honestly didn't know if she could see that far, because she's never shown any interest in Stuff Down Below the Windows.


DavidS - Jan 02, 2007 2:18:02 pm PST #9449 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

::takes notes to type up later::


sarameg - Jan 02, 2007 2:20:11 pm PST #9450 of 10007

While you are taking notes, add

Devi hates typing and

Devi managed to eject a dvd and delete a post while washing her butt.


Pix - Jan 02, 2007 2:22:31 pm PST #9451 of 10007
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Update the Second: No, the sexual harassment training was indeed equally painful. Thank the gods I get to start teaching again tomorrow.

Btw? You really should warn a person before posting that many pictures of cute.


tommyrot - Jan 02, 2007 2:23:08 pm PST #9452 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Devi managed to eject a dvd and delete a post while washing her butt.
Wow. Productive. If only more Americans were like Devi, then we wouldn't have this huge trade imbalance. Or something.

My cat is sniffing the carpet suspiciously.


Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2007 2:23:55 pm PST #9453 of 10007
brillig

I've got to stop checking the news about where I grew up. I found an old Salon article about Greene County, PA. They talked about the village I grew up in, then talked about how road-side nursery and farm just north of the village has had its spring go dry and a 75-foot white pine in the front yard snap from the coal mine subsidance.

That's my house. They've made my home uninhabitable. Fuck it, I knew I couldn't go home again, but did they have to make it literal? They're talking about the hills splitting apart because of the longwall mining a hundred feet below. My hills are supposed to be eternal.

Fuck it.


DavidS - Jan 02, 2007 2:26:53 pm PST #9454 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Devi managed to eject a dvd and delete a post while washing her butt.

Did she wipe her butt on the DVD?

::pen poised::

So, I guess its old news for those of you who pay attention to technology and shit, but I'm using Google Docs and the clear implication is you could get rid of Microsoft programs. Maybe not now, but pretty soon. That software as something you sell to consumers could just go away, becuause you'd just use online software.

It's an interesting development. Whole new paradigm (to me anyway).


Laura - Jan 02, 2007 2:28:27 pm PST #9455 of 10007
Our wings are not tired.

Oh Connie, how awful. I'm sorry.