Never send a minion to do a god's work.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


omnis_audis - Jan 01, 2007 2:32:39 pm PST #9124 of 10007
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

All this talk of bacon. I order said pizza. I ask for lots of bacon. She says "should I make it extra bacon?" SURE!

OVER AN HOUR to get here! and then I open the much anticipated bacon pizza. Only to find the frackers burned it. It's like eating bacon my brother cooked (that boy likes everything burned).

And to think. I gave him a good tip. Just not fair.

wonderful start to 2007.

:: Le Sigh ::


sumi - Jan 01, 2007 2:33:24 pm PST #9125 of 10007
Art Crawl!!!

Well, I had a similar inability to add 1 + 1 this weekend because I know that kids who are 6 go to kindergarten and that my niece is six. Somehow, I failed to realize that my niece is in KINDERGARTEN.


Laga - Jan 01, 2007 2:34:16 pm PST #9126 of 10007
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

True bacon worshippers would never adulterate it by placing it on pizza. Each piece must be savored individually.


ChiKat - Jan 01, 2007 2:35:01 pm PST #9127 of 10007
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, omnis, it just sucks to anticipate a good pizza and end up with meh.


Jesse - Jan 01, 2007 2:40:01 pm PST #9128 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And to think. I gave him a good tip. Just not fair.

At least it wasn't the delivery person who burned it, so you're racking up good-karma points via not punishing the messenger.


JenP - Jan 01, 2007 2:48:18 pm PST #9129 of 10007

I just caught up with today's Natter. How glad am I to have bacon in my fridge? Very. Going to go cook some now.


Amy - Jan 01, 2007 2:59:43 pm PST #9130 of 10007
Because books.

I'm bucking the pork trend, today at least. We had leftover ham and homemade mac and cheese for dinner, but the ham was way too salty. There's no way I'm not having bacon tomorrow morning, though.


Dana - Jan 01, 2007 3:04:32 pm PST #9131 of 10007
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I love crunchy-to-the-point-of-burned bacon, but it's a fine line.


quester - Jan 01, 2007 3:06:47 pm PST #9132 of 10007
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

BLT's are the only thing I miss about not eating mammals.


Zenkitty - Jan 01, 2007 3:07:53 pm PST #9133 of 10007
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

You know what's good? Bacon on tuna fish sandwich.