Well, I had a similar inability to add 1 + 1 this weekend because I know that kids who are 6 go to kindergarten and that my niece is six. Somehow, I failed to realize that my niece is in KINDERGARTEN.
You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sumi - Jan 01, 2007 2:33:24 pm PST #9125 of 10007
Art Crawl!!!
Laga - Jan 01, 2007 2:34:16 pm PST #9126 of 10007
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
True bacon worshippers would never adulterate it by placing it on pizza. Each piece must be savored individually.
ChiKat - Jan 01, 2007 2:35:01 pm PST #9127 of 10007
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Oh, omnis, it just sucks to anticipate a good pizza and end up with meh.
Jesse - Jan 01, 2007 2:40:01 pm PST #9128 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
And to think. I gave him a good tip. Just not fair.
At least it wasn't the delivery person who burned it, so you're racking up good-karma points via not punishing the messenger.
JenP - Jan 01, 2007 2:48:18 pm PST #9129 of 10007
I just caught up with today's Natter. How glad am I to have bacon in my fridge? Very. Going to go cook some now.
Amy - Jan 01, 2007 2:59:43 pm PST #9130 of 10007
Because books.
I'm bucking the pork trend, today at least. We had leftover ham and homemade mac and cheese for dinner, but the ham was way too salty. There's no way I'm not having bacon tomorrow morning, though.
Dana - Jan 01, 2007 3:04:32 pm PST #9131 of 10007
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I love crunchy-to-the-point-of-burned bacon, but it's a fine line.
quester - Jan 01, 2007 3:06:47 pm PST #9132 of 10007
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
BLT's are the only thing I miss about not eating mammals.
Zenkitty - Jan 01, 2007 3:07:53 pm PST #9133 of 10007
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
You know what's good? Bacon on tuna fish sandwich.
Jesse - Jan 01, 2007 3:10:35 pm PST #9134 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't mind lightly burned bacon, really, but I'm the queen of overcooking.
OK, this is an embarassing admission, but: I'm watching Dr. 90210, and they have this guy on with a really terrible cleft palate and lip, and it turns out he's an illegal immigrant. Thing one is, is this kid in an danger now from being on TV? The other thing is, I thought it was kind of cool that the doctor described his story of paying the coyote, etc., as being one of great strength and bravery. Not exactly the message you usually hear.