I'm just, uh, just feeling kinda... truthsome right now. And, uh... life's just too damn short for ifs and maybes.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kevin - Jan 01, 2007 8:51:26 am PST #9049 of 10007
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

Wow, I had no idea frozen bacon could be cooked.

Sob. This veggie thing. I'm not going to make it. Half way through the first day and I'm sat thinking about bacon.


tommyrot - Jan 01, 2007 8:52:54 am PST #9050 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bacon strips are so thin that they thaw really quickly when you cook them.

Mmmm... bacon....


brenda m - Jan 01, 2007 8:57:28 am PST #9051 of 10007
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Kevin, I'm almost positive that bacon doesn't count.


Trudy Booth - Jan 01, 2007 9:00:44 am PST #9052 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Can I cook bacon from frozen? And why did I freeze bacon in the first place?

To hide it from me?

Kevin, I'm almost positive that bacon doesn't count.

How could it?

Conversation with a Muslim friend:

MF: Trudy, how could you eat PORK?!?!? They're horrible animals! They're canibalistic! They eat. their. young!!!!!

TB: Yes. That's how good. they. are.


brenda m - Jan 01, 2007 9:01:22 am PST #9053 of 10007
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

When is that girl going to get here? I want baaaacon. And I want my dog back. Feh.

(Just for the record, the dog and the bacon are unrelated, except for the part where I don't get either until my sister gets here.

Although I'll bet the dog wants bacon too.)


tommyrot - Jan 01, 2007 9:01:37 am PST #9054 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yes. That's how good. they. are.

Hee!


Cass - Jan 01, 2007 9:10:40 am PST #9055 of 10007
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

To hide it from me?
You burned it. Burnt. The nummy bacon was burnt.

I am pleased to report that cooking bacon in the oven from frozen is now my One True Way to bacon. At least it will be once I get it cooked so I can eaaaaaaaaat the bacon.

BACON! is the new TOOKIE!


Trudy Booth - Jan 01, 2007 9:11:48 am PST #9056 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I was afeared of upsetting your ABSURD STOMACH.


Cass - Jan 01, 2007 9:13:38 am PST #9057 of 10007
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Bacon does a tummy good. Or not, but who the hell cares? It's bacon.

Maybe I should toast me up a bagel to go with. Something.


Amy - Jan 01, 2007 9:16:28 am PST #9058 of 10007
Because books.

Bacon never gets crisp enough for me in the oven. Must. Be. Fried.