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'Objects In Space'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sean K - Nov 17, 2006 9:06:59 am PST #902 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

a Wisconsin man charged with having sex with a dead deer

Um, EW!

Also, WTF!!!!???? Am I the only guy whose life-long mission is to keep sharp and/or pointy objects away from there, and be incredibly selective about what things to touch with it?

Did the Wisconsin man in question have hooks for hands, or some other reason he didn't possess at least one functioning hand that could satisfy that urge without having to touch a carcass with his you-know-what?


Sean K - Nov 17, 2006 9:07:48 am PST #903 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

shrift and I are clearly on the same wavelength on this subject.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 17, 2006 9:09:14 am PST #904 of 10007
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I don't understand the appeal of having sex with Paris Hilton, but people still do that. It's even legal!

Heh.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 17, 2006 9:10:57 am PST #905 of 10007
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

This means I might need to see DEAD/ALIVE.

It's actually quite a hilarious movie. I even know of some gore averse people who enjoy it, and it is QUITE gory.

I kick ASS for the LORD!!!!


Sean K - Nov 17, 2006 9:12:29 am PST #906 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

even know of some gore averse people who enjoy it, and it is QUITE gory.

In fact, if it's possible, the hero of Dead/Alive probably winds up more doused with gory fluids than even Ash from the Evil Dead movies.


Gudanov - Nov 17, 2006 9:12:34 am PST #907 of 10007
Coding and Sleeping

without having to touch a carcass with his you-know-what?

You can say penis, remember fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.

I'll just state that I'm against sex with dead animals.


Trudy Booth - Nov 17, 2006 9:13:20 am PST #908 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Maybe he always wanted to Do It with a deer but was, reasonably, afraid of the strength and the pointy bits and the glavin.

So he's driving down the road... and he's all "hey!" and he just can't help himself.


shrift - Nov 17, 2006 9:15:29 am PST #909 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

shrift and I are clearly on the same wavelength on this subject.

Usually I am all for kink, but apparently that doesn't apply when there is the potential for maggots.


Aims - Nov 17, 2006 9:16:14 am PST #910 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Usually I am all for kink, but apparently that doesn't apply when there is the potential for maggots.

Reason #7 that shrift and Gil Grissom could never make with the booty.


Sean K - Nov 17, 2006 9:16:30 am PST #911 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Maybe he always wanted to Do It with a deer but was, reasonably, afraid of the strength and the pointy bits and the glavin.

So he's driving down the road... and he's all "hey!" and he just can't help himself.

Nope. Nope. Still not working for me. You're either very protective about what the penis (thank you, Gud) is inserted into/what gets inserted into the penis, or you are actively trying to remove yourself from the gene pool, and are possibly too stupid to even notice.