I just don't understand the appeal of having sex with a carcass. Decomposing meat! You don't stick your wang in that! I don't care if it's still warm!
I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Nov 17, 2006 9:02:50 am PST #899 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
§ ita § - Nov 17, 2006 9:04:10 am PST #900 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't understand the appeal of having sex with Paris Hilton, but people still do that. It's even legal!
shrift - Nov 17, 2006 9:06:12 am PST #901 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
You win.
Sean K - Nov 17, 2006 9:06:59 am PST #902 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
a Wisconsin man charged with having sex with a dead deer
Um, EW!
Also, WTF!!!!???? Am I the only guy whose life-long mission is to keep sharp and/or pointy objects away from there, and be incredibly selective about what things to touch with it?
Did the Wisconsin man in question have hooks for hands, or some other reason he didn't possess at least one functioning hand that could satisfy that urge without having to touch a carcass with his you-know-what?
Sean K - Nov 17, 2006 9:07:48 am PST #903 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
shrift and I are clearly on the same wavelength on this subject.
Nora Deirdre - Nov 17, 2006 9:09:14 am PST #904 of 10007
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I don't understand the appeal of having sex with Paris Hilton, but people still do that. It's even legal!
Heh.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 17, 2006 9:10:57 am PST #905 of 10007
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
This means I might need to see DEAD/ALIVE.
It's actually quite a hilarious movie. I even know of some gore averse people who enjoy it, and it is QUITE gory.
I kick ASS for the LORD!!!!
Sean K - Nov 17, 2006 9:12:29 am PST #906 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
even know of some gore averse people who enjoy it, and it is QUITE gory.
In fact, if it's possible, the hero of Dead/Alive probably winds up more doused with gory fluids than even Ash from the Evil Dead movies.
Gudanov - Nov 17, 2006 9:12:34 am PST #907 of 10007
Coding and Sleeping
without having to touch a carcass with his you-know-what?
You can say penis, remember fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.
I'll just state that I'm against sex with dead animals.
Trudy Booth - Nov 17, 2006 9:13:20 am PST #908 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Maybe he always wanted to Do It with a deer but was, reasonably, afraid of the strength and the pointy bits and the glavin.
So he's driving down the road... and he's all "hey!" and he just can't help himself.