THOU SHALT NOT PORN THE MUPPETS!
I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Nov 17, 2006 8:49:08 am PST #890 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Pix - Nov 17, 2006 8:49:41 am PST #891 of 10007
The status is NOT quo.
What Juliana said!
ETA: willnotclickonlinkwillnotclickonlink
I'm not saying it's never been done, just that it breaks an important commandment.
§ ita § - Nov 17, 2006 8:50:16 am PST #892 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That Hynerian dude got laid too. I can't believe I'm blocking on his name, but not his species. Headaches are weird.
Steph L. - Nov 17, 2006 8:53:09 am PST #893 of 10007
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Jess's Avenue Q link just reminded me of the Avenue Q shoutout in Ugly Betty last night!
That Hynerian dude got laid too.
Dominar Rygel the 14th. Or 15th. Something like that.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 17, 2006 8:54:40 am PST #894 of 10007
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I wonder if Peter Jackson realises he forgot something.
He made up for it in DEAD/ALIVE. No muppets, but plenty of necro (including necro babies).
Gudanov - Nov 17, 2006 8:54:57 am PST #895 of 10007
Coding and Sleeping
I'm not saying it's never been done, just that it breaks an important commandment.
Are you saying that Muppets are idols?
Pix - Nov 17, 2006 8:57:15 am PST #896 of 10007
The status is NOT quo.
Are you saying that Muppets are idols?
Nah, more like ideals. They're just irrevocably linked to childhood for me.
I love Avenue Q, though--it's not the puppet/muppet thing, it's the original Muppets, for me.
Jessica - Nov 17, 2006 8:57:19 am PST #897 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oh, and the two new Henson Company projects -- Muppet Improv Theatre and the late night talk show. (Which may not have actual porn, but are aimed ad adults and promise to have R or at least PG-13 rated humour.)
§ ita § - Nov 17, 2006 9:01:25 am PST #898 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Great. This means I might need to see DEAD/ALIVE. Just so I'll know.
shrift - Nov 17, 2006 9:02:50 am PST #899 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I just don't understand the appeal of having sex with a carcass. Decomposing meat! You don't stick your wang in that! I don't care if it's still warm!