Time for some thrilling heroics.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Dec 22, 2006 6:56:10 am PST #7746 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Especially the kids I wish would stay away.

See now, you failed to teach them to read your mind. That would have sent them away with their tails tucked.


Kat - Dec 22, 2006 6:59:05 am PST #7747 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Or perhaps I've taught them so well to read my mind that they know that their presence is sheer torture and they are getting back at me. Which seems equally likely.


Steph L. - Dec 22, 2006 7:00:04 am PST #7748 of 10007
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm telling you, shrift, we need a good kerfuffle. We can bring up silverware or pythons in a squash court or whatever.

OMG, just EAT IT!!!! You have NO social capital to even be allowed to suggest that we need a kerfluffle! Atkins! Seat belts!

CALL ME ISHMAEL, MOTHERFUCKER! CALL ME ISHMAEL!

Muffaletta.


DavidS - Dec 22, 2006 7:02:26 am PST #7749 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

CALL ME ISHMAEL, MOTHERFUCKER! CALL ME ISHMAEL!

How about I call you a muffeletta?

::puts chopped olives on Teppy's head::

England's full of weird shit. Woman with Two Wombs has Triplets


tommyrot - Dec 22, 2006 7:03:36 am PST #7750 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Boris the Spider" is my second favorite John Entwhistle song.

What's your fave?

I'm not the biggest Who fan, so I had to Wikipedia to see what else he'd written: [link] I'm not sure if I've heard any of his other songs.


Steph L. - Dec 22, 2006 7:03:36 am PST #7751 of 10007
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Mmmm. Olives....

Hec, I am currently composing an e-mail to you in another window. I'm just so hopped up on sugar (Xmas gifts from our vendors) that I can't sit still long enough to type much more than CALL ME ISHMAEL, MOTHERFUCKER!!!


DavidS - Dec 22, 2006 7:09:26 am PST #7752 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

High Speed Moving Sidewalk in Paris. Goes as fast as a bus. Old people wiping out in droves.

What's your fave?

"My Wife" - Though I've also got his two best solo albums and they have a bunch of cool songs.

I'm just so hopped up on sugar (Xmas gifts from our vendors) that I can't sit still long enough to type much more than CALL ME ISHMAEL, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Dammit! Where are my sugar vendors? You should send some to Kat's students so they get hyper and unmanageable.


Kat - Dec 22, 2006 7:13:20 am PST #7753 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Ha! They already are hyper and unmanageable. I don't think sugar could put a dent in their energy.


DavidS - Dec 22, 2006 7:20:59 am PST #7754 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I don't think sugar could put a dent in their energy.

"We've traded the juice boxes for Kat's students with Red Bull. Let's see if she notices."


Laura - Dec 22, 2006 7:26:35 am PST #7755 of 10007
Our wings are not tired.

Pretty pictures, Hec.

I share the Ass Axe hate. I drove the basketball team most of last year and all of them really thought that spraying the shit all over took away the teen ball player smell. Not. I choke just thinking about it.