Two by two, hands of blue. Two by two, hands of blue.

River ,'Ariel'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 22, 2006 6:49:25 am PST #7740 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, got my Who CD. "Boris the Spider" is one of the best songs evah!


Aims - Dec 22, 2006 6:50:04 am PST #7741 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"I don't like you enough to care about whether or not I hurt your feelings. Sit down. Do your work."

Cool. That's about what I was telling her. I was going from things you've said about your kids and the other teachers here about theirs.

She actually had a kids mom do his assignment for him and then get pissy when the kid didn't get credit for it.


shrift - Dec 22, 2006 6:50:59 am PST #7742 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So who's not doing any family stuff for x-mas?

I'm doing family stuff, but not for long. I'm heading up to Michigan on Saturday, and expect to head back Monday afternoon. I'd rather spend the weekend sleeping in, reading Yuletide stories, and watching Heroes, but don't tell my mom that.


Kat - Dec 22, 2006 6:53:58 am PST #7743 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Also, please explain to me why kids who have been absent all week have showed up today?

Especially the kids I wish would stay away.

WHY?


bon bon - Dec 22, 2006 6:54:44 am PST #7744 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I just read back through the thread. It was Brenda who posted about the fog in O'Hare this morning and I lost track of where I'd heard that. I don't actually have you blocked!


DavidS - Dec 22, 2006 6:55:25 am PST #7745 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We'll be totally family immersed for xmas. JZ, Matilda and I will sleep over with Emmett and his Mom on xmas eve. We'll have a nice dinner that night, wake up in the morning and open a ton of shit. Then that day, JZ and I will take Emmett and Matilda over to her Mom's house for more food and more familyness.

"Boris the Spider" is my second favorite John Entwhistle song.

Gallery of wintery pictures in UK. I like #10 best.


DavidS - Dec 22, 2006 6:56:10 am PST #7746 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Especially the kids I wish would stay away.

See now, you failed to teach them to read your mind. That would have sent them away with their tails tucked.


Kat - Dec 22, 2006 6:59:05 am PST #7747 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Or perhaps I've taught them so well to read my mind that they know that their presence is sheer torture and they are getting back at me. Which seems equally likely.


Steph L. - Dec 22, 2006 7:00:04 am PST #7748 of 10007
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm telling you, shrift, we need a good kerfuffle. We can bring up silverware or pythons in a squash court or whatever.

OMG, just EAT IT!!!! You have NO social capital to even be allowed to suggest that we need a kerfluffle! Atkins! Seat belts!

CALL ME ISHMAEL, MOTHERFUCKER! CALL ME ISHMAEL!

Muffaletta.


DavidS - Dec 22, 2006 7:02:26 am PST #7749 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

CALL ME ISHMAEL, MOTHERFUCKER! CALL ME ISHMAEL!

How about I call you a muffeletta?

::puts chopped olives on Teppy's head::

England's full of weird shit. Woman with Two Wombs has Triplets