Also catchy and probably not Casper-safe: Give the Jew-girl Toys [link]
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Dec 21, 2006 3:58:09 pm PST #7640 of 10007
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Sean K - Dec 21, 2006 4:17:06 pm PST #7641 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Great news, Corwood!
Jesse - Dec 21, 2006 4:24:25 pm PST #7642 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, I'm pretty sure last night's Colbert was the awesomest ever. Although I did keep waiting for Howard Zinn, who my cable company promised me.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 21, 2006 4:30:47 pm PST #7643 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
What am I missing?
Go-go boys?
I think Poppy was sobbing over putting the wrong son in the White House.
I think Poppy should have tried again himself instead of leaving it to either of his smirking, overly-entitled spawn.
Fred Pete - Dec 21, 2006 4:41:42 pm PST #7644 of 10007
Ann, that's a ferret.
Congrats, Corwood and family!
bon bon - Dec 21, 2006 4:48:47 pm PST #7645 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
OK, I'm pretty sure last night's Colbert was the awesomest ever. Although I did keep waiting for Howard Zinn, who my cable company promised me.
Right?! I'm surprised no one else posted about it. It was AWESOME!
For anyone who is keeping track, I bought one para a bottle of Bombay Sapphire (no Junipero to be found) and another I got ... wait, this isn't what I thought it would be. Apparently he's getting Canadian Club whiskey. In a bottle emblazoned in a poker theme. This is unfortunately tacky. But I also got them each a stainless steel bar set (shaker, etc.) to up the ante on their gift to me.
Another para is getting a steel bouquet.
Kat - Dec 21, 2006 4:56:05 pm PST #7646 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
The steel bouquet is the v. coolest.
Congrats, Corwood.
I'm firmly ensconced in bed again. Too tired to move. And it's freezing again.
Atropa - Dec 21, 2006 5:25:36 pm PST #7647 of 10007
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Congratulations, Corwood!
Jesse - Dec 21, 2006 5:32:46 pm PST #7648 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Apparently he's getting Canadian Club whiskey. In a bottle emblazoned in a poker theme.
That's hilarious.
I would love to see the steel bouquet, but my internet connection is kerfucked, and I can't get the page to load.
Crossing fingers that this works....
sarameg - Dec 21, 2006 5:44:33 pm PST #7649 of 10007
Congrats, Corwood!
Man, incipient siblinghood abounds these days.
Poor freezing Kat.
I have acheived a little more shopping, though my mom really did much better. I have fun shopping with other people, provided I'm not actually shopping, just egging them on. So I have to revisit several of the places, since I now know what I'd like to get there, I just wasn't actually, you know, shopping.
We've decorated to the poor fake tree (mom got it a few years ago because she wanted a tree even if they weren't actually here) and once again, it fills me with delight to say it has no theme whatsoever. And the brown lizard thing, though half consumed by the dog years ago, has been hung.
Now I gotta find luminaria supplies.