'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Dec 21, 2006 2:49:12 pm PST #7631 of 10007
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Congratulations! Yeah, that all does seem like a bit much to do all at once.


DavidS - Dec 21, 2006 2:50:34 pm PST #7632 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Have I mentioned the pregnancy here yet?

Twofer!

You should name her Rhombus. Wait... is it a girl or don't you know or don't you want to say?

Rhombus could work for a boy too, though.


Jesse - Dec 21, 2006 2:57:30 pm PST #7633 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Have I mentioned the pregnancy here yet? Li'l Sphere is going to be Big Brother Sphere this summer!

Congrats!


tommyrot - Dec 21, 2006 3:06:11 pm PST #7634 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have I mentioned the pregnancy here yet? L

Ooh - congrats!


tommyrot - Dec 21, 2006 3:07:48 pm PST #7635 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, and 45 minutes ago it became Winter for us Northern-hemisphere types. Happy Solstice!


§ ita § - Dec 21, 2006 3:28:37 pm PST #7636 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fuck. Winter.

Fuck winter.

Congrats, Corwood--are you hoping for an oblate spheroid this time round?


bon bon - Dec 21, 2006 3:30:41 pm PST #7637 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Congrats!


Tom Scola - Dec 21, 2006 3:32:17 pm PST #7638 of 10007
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Way to propogate the species, Corwood!


flea - Dec 21, 2006 3:50:34 pm PST #7639 of 10007
information libertarian

Yay baby sibling!

And omg I am so earwormed with Dick in a Box now, and must be veeeery careful not to sing it when Casper is around. We had the same problem with "it's hard out there for a pimp..." - why the dirty ones gotta be so earwormy??


amych - Dec 21, 2006 3:58:09 pm PST #7640 of 10007
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Also catchy and probably not Casper-safe: Give the Jew-girl Toys [link]