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Topic!Cindy - Dec 21, 2006 5:57:26 am PST #7383 of 10007
What is even happening?

I have to occupy 12 year olds for 6 hours without any text books, lesson plans, without a TV or videos. And trust me, my personality not sparkling enough to sustain their desire for constant entertainment.

Make them make up a story. One person tells one sentence, then it's the next person's turn, and so on. Make the most disruptive one write it down.

bon bon - Dec 21, 2006 5:58:39 am PST #7384 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

for the good of humanity, and you get to yell at idiots.

My partners are idiots!

Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 21, 2006 6:01:28 am PST #7385 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Wow, last night I was in the bar of the local Thai place picking up take-out soup, and a party of 14 college kids came in with no reservation and were surprised (and pouty) that they couldn't be seated quickly in a restaurant that has space for about 30 customers total. Hope they enjoyed their pad thai and currys for breakfast this morning.

shrift - Dec 21, 2006 6:03:08 am PST #7386 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Shrift, if you find someone to cancel today, will you please have them cancel today for me too?

Dear god, yes.

Okay. Who has the authority to cancel today? I'll even make the phone calls.

tommyrot - Dec 21, 2006 6:04:02 am PST #7387 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Okay. Who has the authority to cancel today? I'll even make the phone calls.

Craig Miller.

Sorry, I don't have his phone number.

Jesse - Dec 21, 2006 6:04:14 am PST #7388 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am really moving my office today! And I don't have to work tomorrow!

I don't mind today so much.

Liese S. - Dec 21, 2006 6:25:57 am PST #7389 of 10007
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I don't mind today either, because I AM ON WINTER BREAK! Yay me!

Of course, I still have to work. I have to go round and pick up all my gear today and I have to sort through the storage unit and I have a ton ton ton of paperwork and administrative stuff to catch up on, but I don't have to teach.

Okay, I still have to teach, but that's private lessons, which somehow doesn't count, because I'm getting paid for it.

Okay, that's still work. I'm not on break.

bon bon - Dec 21, 2006 6:29:16 am PST #7390 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

There has got to be a reason someone keeps guessing bequeathing, forbearance, and entrepreneurialism. Fark or something is screwing this up.

brenda m - Dec 21, 2006 6:37:17 am PST #7391 of 10007
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah, some of those guess are seriously weird.

bon bon - Dec 21, 2006 6:43:42 am PST #7392 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Accretion is another. I got 1200! I was ranked fourth for a little while!

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