Oh my god, I don't want to work. I think somebody needs to cancel today so I can go home, sit on the couch, eat ice cream, and watch MythBusters for five hours.
Angel: You know, I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire. Wesley: I hardly see how that's the same situation. Angel: Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.
'Lineage'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Dec 21, 2006 5:13:40 am PST #7379 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Theodosia - Dec 21, 2006 5:17:24 am PST #7380 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
There's a Dirty Jobs marathon this weekend.
I just went into Staples to buy blank DVDs and came out with $134 worth of Stuff. Some of it qualifies as presents. ::tries to look virtuous, mostly fails::
I shouldn't shop before I've had any breakfast.
Connie Neil - Dec 21, 2006 5:20:27 am PST #7381 of 10007
brillig
There's a Dirty Jobs marathon this weekend.
I want my cable back! Waah!
Kat - Dec 21, 2006 5:30:14 am PST #7382 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Shrift, if you find someone to cancel today, will you please have them cancel today for me too? I have to occupy 12 year olds for 6 hours without any text books, lesson plans, without a TV or videos. And trust me, my personality not sparkling enough to sustain their desire for constant entertainment.
Thing I'd rather do? Lie in bed, eat grilled cheese sandwiches and watch the animated Tick on DVD.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 21, 2006 5:57:26 am PST #7383 of 10007
What is even happening?
I have to occupy 12 year olds for 6 hours without any text books, lesson plans, without a TV or videos. And trust me, my personality not sparkling enough to sustain their desire for constant entertainment.
Make them make up a story. One person tells one sentence, then it's the next person's turn, and so on. Make the most disruptive one write it down.
bon bon - Dec 21, 2006 5:58:39 am PST #7384 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
for the good of humanity, and you get to yell at idiots.
My partners are idiots!
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 21, 2006 6:01:28 am PST #7385 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Wow, last night I was in the bar of the local Thai place picking up take-out soup, and a party of 14 college kids came in with no reservation and were surprised (and pouty) that they couldn't be seated quickly in a restaurant that has space for about 30 customers total. Hope they enjoyed their pad thai and currys for breakfast this morning.
shrift - Dec 21, 2006 6:03:08 am PST #7386 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Shrift, if you find someone to cancel today, will you please have them cancel today for me too?
Dear god, yes.
Okay. Who has the authority to cancel today? I'll even make the phone calls.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2006 6:04:02 am PST #7387 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Okay. Who has the authority to cancel today? I'll even make the phone calls.
Craig Miller.
Sorry, I don't have his phone number.
Jesse - Dec 21, 2006 6:04:14 am PST #7388 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am really moving my office today! And I don't have to work tomorrow!
I don't mind today so much.