River: You gave up everything you had. Simon: [Chinese] Everything I have is right here.

'Safe'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Dec 20, 2006 6:22:48 pm PST #7349 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

So this package came to my dad today from UPS. I was watching Pirates with my mom, and he bursts into the room to show me a signed cast pic of the cast of 24, and a script signed by Fury and Keifer.

He's all bouncy and happy, "Are these autographs real, Al?"

"Yeah, Dad."

"NO WAY! Do you know Jack Bauer? This is my favorite show! You know these guys?"

Fury attached a note: "Dear Mr. Beatrice, I heard you're a big fan of 24. Well, I'm a big fan of your daughter's."

My dad was weirdly proud by that, unsure why. But he was all beaming.

He's taking it all to work with him to show off, and my mom is having the stuff framed for him.

The old man was giddy, I tells ya.


Connie Neil - Dec 20, 2006 6:25:04 pm PST #7350 of 10007
brillig

Huh, there was a quake of the same magnitude in northern Utah today.

Considering the entire valley would turn to a big bowl of oatmeal in a big enough earthquake, I'm all for small earthquakes on a regular basis to bleed off the pressure.


Trudy Booth - Dec 20, 2006 6:27:07 pm PST #7351 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You know that's happening all the time, right?

Doesn't count if you don't feel it. Like sex.


Sean K - Dec 20, 2006 6:29:22 pm PST #7352 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

One might even go so far as to suggest that the solidity and motionlessness of the ground below your feet is, dare I say it? Semi-imaginary....


Laura - Dec 20, 2006 6:29:36 pm PST #7353 of 10007
Our wings are not tired.

Awww Allyson, of course he was bouncy and giddy. Very cool.


Liese S. - Dec 20, 2006 6:31:03 pm PST #7354 of 10007
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Aww, what a sweet dad story.


Allyson - Dec 20, 2006 6:33:41 pm PST #7355 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

He was like a little kid with a new toy. I sent Fury a thank you email, but a real card will go in the mail ASAP.

My dad thinks I'm all in-the-know with big time Hollywood people. It's freakin' ADORABLE.


Consuela - Dec 20, 2006 6:36:30 pm PST #7356 of 10007
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Allyson, that's awesome. Way to go, using your superpowers for good!


sumi - Dec 20, 2006 6:40:24 pm PST #7357 of 10007
Art Crawl!!!

Allyson -- that is just so cute. How cool that you were able to get him all giddy and happy like that!

ION, one of my closest friends sent me a package of all sorts of fun foodstuffs that I like but wouldn't normally buy and certainly not when I've been so broke: kalamata olives, and roast red peppers, and rum truffles and an interesting Costa Rican pepper mustard and red current jam and lots of other stuff. It was a GINORMOUS package -- I don't even want to think about how much it cost her to mail it.


sarameg - Dec 20, 2006 7:02:01 pm PST #7358 of 10007

Allyson, that's awesome!

I'm safely in NM, below the whackass weather to the north. And going buggy over this keyboard. It needs a tilt. And to be quieter. Anyway.

I got stuck in security behind people who acted as if they had never flown before (and couldn't follow directions) which made it not possible to get something to eat. For the record? Newtons and crackers are really not enough to last until 6 pm. But I survived.