Lee! Be drunken with me! (It'll take another scotch for me.)
I can do this, though it may take a while for me to catch up. Maybe I should have a shot of tequila to go with the beer.
Actually, that sounds like a really good idea.
Have you ever been with a warrior woman?
Wash ,'Bushwhacked'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Dec 15, 2006 6:37:05 pm PST #6574 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
sarameg - Dec 15, 2006 6:39:51 pm PST #6575 of 10007
Seriously, the ability to clearly explain that people are being childish is a valuable skill. I was thinking I should pay you to come down and have an intervention where you could tell my friends to stop being thoughtless, and me to stop being bratty and passive-aggressive.
I work a helpdesk frequented by prima donnas. While in that capacity, I am so much more diplomatic, I suspect it saps my ability to deal with juvenile behavior. No tolerance for it. Plus, I really hate getting embroiled in conflict. I'm really really averse to it. What got me coherent was not wanting a 67 year old woman, with a history of heart attacks, spending the night on the freaking stairwell. WTF was her sister thinking!?
Miracleman - Dec 15, 2006 6:52:02 pm PST #6576 of 10007
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
WTF was her sister thinking!?
"If I outlive her, I get Grandma's silver!"
Connie Neil - Dec 15, 2006 7:04:00 pm PST #6577 of 10007
brillig
"If I outlive her, I get Grandma's silver!"
Snerk.
I was thinking, "I may never have to share the bathroom again!'
bon bon - Dec 15, 2006 7:07:53 pm PST #6578 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Oh, you guys, I went to the worst party tonight...
Miracleman - Dec 15, 2006 7:10:41 pm PST #6579 of 10007
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Oh, you guys, I went to the worst party tonight...
Did they kill a caterer just to watch him die?
Wait, that wouldn't make it the worst party, that would be hi-larious.
Did they kill good conversation just to watch it die?
Lee - Dec 15, 2006 7:12:01 pm PST #6580 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
How so, bon bon?
(or, what MM said)
DavidS - Dec 15, 2006 7:27:09 pm PST #6581 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Trying to figure out how to worstify a party.
If horrible things happened and they didn't involve people you knew, that would probably be entertaining.
So I'm guessing it was boring andd the food was bad.
aurelia - Dec 15, 2006 7:33:27 pm PST #6582 of 10007
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Was Carrot Top there?
Jesse - Dec 15, 2006 7:35:06 pm PST #6583 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh, you guys, I went to the worst party tonight...
Full of nerds and book people?
I know I'm really getting into character when I pronounce "Jake" as "Ha-keh." Dude. She meant Gyllenhaal.
Dude. At lunch today, I introduced myself as "yay-see." En Spanglish. I wasn't even speaking Spanish! And yet? Der.