Hee, Suzi. I thought of that, and then decided to leave it.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
And I thought of newlywed Robin, and Laura, and JZ, and assorted other older-than-28-year-olds I know, and refrained from smacking the girl upside the head, because these gracious mature ladies would never do such a thing.
Nor would they, I'm sure, have had to bite their lips in order to refrain from yelling, "That's only true of the vapid!"
Hey, THAT's why my marriage didn't work! I got married at 29, so I was way past my sell-by date! smacks self upside head
I'm past 28, and I know I'll never be married. She's totally right.
No, love. Your marriage didn't work because no one froze Z before his sell-by date and he went bad.
And when I can't babysit for Ailleann, I give her mother your number. (P.S. Sometimes, she bites.)
I'm cranky because I was attacked by time-traveling photons.
Can I have a cookie?
refrained from smacking the girl upside the head, because these gracious mature ladies would never do such a thing.
This gracious and mature lady would never smack someone upside the head. Rapping the idiot's knuckles with the sandalwood fan your sister gave me as a wedding present, or soundly boxing the idiot's ears, is so much more refined and elegant.
eta:
No, love. Your marriage didn't work because no one froze Z before his sell-by date and he went bad.
BWAH!
And yet I still know all the lyrics to Mr. Mister songs.
Somebody has to.
Eh. Not so much.
Wrod - more along the lines of "better you than me."
No, love. Your marriage didn't work because no one froze Z before his sell-by date and he went bad.
That's what that smell was!
I graduated high school in 1985. Enuf said.
Man, you guys are old.
Wench
I was in 5th grade in 1985!!
You too!
In 1985 I was six.
SUPER WENCH
(class of 83)
Right now, I'm trying to figure out where I should go for my 40th birthday next year.
San Francisco!!!!
Duh.
No, love. Your marriage didn't work because no one froze Z before his sell-by date and he went bad.
I don't think he was ever ripe.