See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you... you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait.

Oz ,'First Date'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Dec 14, 2006 11:21:11 am PST #6305 of 10007
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I so want a kickman at my beck and call.


brenda m - Dec 14, 2006 11:22:23 am PST #6306 of 10007
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

But the printers just sent me wine. That'll do. For now.


sarameg - Dec 14, 2006 11:23:51 am PST #6307 of 10007

It almost negated all of my angst from the trip I had to make to the post office.

I didn't get angst from my trip to the post office. I got distain. There were these feeelthy hipster late teen boys. Why can't they wash their hair? Why are their jeans so tight as to make blobs of flesh ooze over the waist when these are rail thin boys? When was the last time he washed that jacket? Can't they even try to look like they don't smell?


§ ita § - Dec 14, 2006 11:25:20 am PST #6308 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why are their jeans so tight as to make blobs of flesh ooze over the waist when these are rail thin boys?

To average out the guys whose waistbands are nearer their knees than their hips.


Jesse - Dec 14, 2006 11:26:33 am PST #6309 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But the printers just sent me wine. That'll do. For now.

Man, all I get out of my printer is stupid paper.


sarameg - Dec 14, 2006 11:26:54 am PST #6310 of 10007

To average out the guys whose waistbands are nearer their knees than their hips.

Except! Except! One of them had his too tight jeans belted practically under his ass. He was doing both!

I just don't get it. There had obviously been effort made to look that gross.


Ailleann - Dec 14, 2006 11:33:14 am PST #6311 of 10007
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Trader Jo-Jos -- that have peppermint cream filling

These sound gooooood.

There had obviously been effort made to look that gross.

They're probably rebelling against their parents, or the establishment, or whatever kids rebel against these days.


§ ita § - Dec 14, 2006 11:38:02 am PST #6312 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There had obviously been effort made to look that gross.

You sound like my mother. Sadly, I'm the sort of person more likely to end up as mutton dressed like lamb than to properly excoriate the fashions of the young these days. Balance. All about it.

Speaking of the young, one of the younger students asked me "Does he want us to vacillate between right and left kicks?" The answer she wanted asidee, I almost ended up betting $10 with her that vacillate wasn't the right word, since it comes with baggage of uncertainty.

The lead instructor was completely unsurprised at me ducking out of class when I explained what was up. I presented the student with a highlighted Merriam Webster definition printout, and chick owes me a buck.

Some people have no idea who they're dealing with.


Dana - Dec 14, 2006 11:43:34 am PST #6313 of 10007
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Jessica, too bad your company gift exchange thing has a $20 limit, because I have found the perfect thing:

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Megan E. - Dec 14, 2006 11:50:34 am PST #6314 of 10007

she opted for tubal litigation.

Coagulations on your tubal litigation!