He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.
Dan Savage says he's been noticing his boyfriend's big penis for years and it hasn't made him any less gay.
Pretty cool except for the part where I was really terrified and now my knees are all dizzy.
Willow ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Dec 12, 2006 9:37:26 am PST #5764 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Sue - Dec 12, 2006 9:40:36 am PST #5765 of 10007
hip deep in pie
Hey, has anyone traveled recently with wrapped gifts? I have a totebag full and I wondered if they'll just put them through the machine and be fine, or if they'll want to unwrap anything, which would suck.
In Canada, it's not okay. But you konw it depends on the day and the security guard. I'm betting it's the same in the US.
From the TSA:
Do not wrap gifts. During the screening process, it is sometimes necessary to closely inspect items. Wrapped gifts delay the screening process and will not be re-wrapped by security officers.
tommyrot - Dec 12, 2006 9:45:48 am PST #5766 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard.
But don't ever, ever teach him to pound a square peg into a round hole.
Lee - Dec 12, 2006 9:52:12 am PST #5767 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Sue is right-- presents should be unwrapped, or they might well do it for you.
Sean K - Dec 12, 2006 9:52:34 am PST #5768 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Umm.... I think Dobson's article on advice for raising straight boys just made me more gay.
Jessica - Dec 12, 2006 9:54:59 am PST #5769 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Umm.... I think Dobson's article on advice for raising straight boys just made me more gay.
Admit it Sean -- you were reading it while eating a veggie-burger, weren't you? WEREN'T YOU???
Fred Pete - Dec 12, 2006 9:55:53 am PST #5770 of 10007
Ann, that's a ferret.
Things like the WND and Dobson articles are great humor. Or they would be, if (1) they weren't meant in all seriousness, and (2) read by too many people that take them seriously.
Sean K - Dec 12, 2006 9:58:11 am PST #5771 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Admit it Sean -- you were reading it while eating a veggie-burger, weren't you? WEREN'T YOU???
Well, S is vegetarian herself, and who knows what kind of non-meat products she slips me on a regular basis.
tommyrot - Dec 12, 2006 9:59:42 am PST #5772 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
and who knows what kind of non-meat products she slips me on a regular basis.
She's probably sneaking a lot of the estrogens into your diet.
Gudanov - Dec 12, 2006 10:02:58 am PST #5773 of 10007
Coding and Sleeping
Or they would be, if (1) they weren't meant in all seriousness, and (2) read by too many people that take them seriously.
Yeah, that part isn't so funny.