He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard.
But don't ever, ever teach him to pound a square peg into a round hole.
A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 12, 2006 9:45:48 am PST #5766 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lee - Dec 12, 2006 9:52:12 am PST #5767 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Sue is right-- presents should be unwrapped, or they might well do it for you.
Sean K - Dec 12, 2006 9:52:34 am PST #5768 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Umm.... I think Dobson's article on advice for raising straight boys just made me more gay.
Jessica - Dec 12, 2006 9:54:59 am PST #5769 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Umm.... I think Dobson's article on advice for raising straight boys just made me more gay.
Admit it Sean -- you were reading it while eating a veggie-burger, weren't you? WEREN'T YOU???
Fred Pete - Dec 12, 2006 9:55:53 am PST #5770 of 10007
Ann, that's a ferret.
Things like the WND and Dobson articles are great humor. Or they would be, if (1) they weren't meant in all seriousness, and (2) read by too many people that take them seriously.
Sean K - Dec 12, 2006 9:58:11 am PST #5771 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Admit it Sean -- you were reading it while eating a veggie-burger, weren't you? WEREN'T YOU???
Well, S is vegetarian herself, and who knows what kind of non-meat products she slips me on a regular basis.
tommyrot - Dec 12, 2006 9:59:42 am PST #5772 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
and who knows what kind of non-meat products she slips me on a regular basis.
She's probably sneaking a lot of the estrogens into your diet.
Gudanov - Dec 12, 2006 10:02:58 am PST #5773 of 10007
Coding and Sleeping
Or they would be, if (1) they weren't meant in all seriousness, and (2) read by too many people that take them seriously.
Yeah, that part isn't so funny.
Jessica - Dec 12, 2006 10:05:31 am PST #5774 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
and who knows what kind of non-meat products she slips me on a regular basis.
Tsk tsk. And there you were about to blame your soy-fueled gayness on Daddy Dobson's penis obsession! For shame...
Trudy Booth - Dec 12, 2006 10:06:04 am PST #5775 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Do not wrap gifts. During the screening process, it is sometimes necessary to closely inspect items. Wrapped gifts delay the screening process and will not be re-wrapped by security officers.
I'm cracking up at the thought of security officers re-wrapping presents. They sit at a big table and all wear santa hats...