Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Dec 12, 2006 7:01:44 am PST #5701 of 10007
Coding and Sleeping

Hey, Sarameg's Co-workers!

She's hiding over here!

Right in front of this monitor.


Scrappy - Dec 12, 2006 7:04:27 am PST #5702 of 10007
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Gud just made me laugh so hard I think I kinda snorted.


sarameg - Dec 12, 2006 7:06:08 am PST #5703 of 10007

Ow.

That was very funny. If startling.


SuziQ - Dec 12, 2006 7:19:29 am PST #5704 of 10007
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Great googlie-mooglies. No caffine needed this morning. Gud has seen to that.


DavidS - Dec 12, 2006 7:20:41 am PST #5705 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Gud just made me laugh so hard I think I kinda snorted.

Yeah, it's too bad that won't translate on the BRQG.


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2006 7:35:52 am PST #5706 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Squirrels to be given contraceptives

SQUIRRELS are to be given contraceptives in a project approved by Scottish ministers, The Scotsman has learned.

The Executive has agreed to fund research into immuno-contraception for Scotland's grey squirrel population.

Ministers want to know if contraception can be given to squirrels safely and effectively and whether this could solve the problem of the rapidly expanding grey squirrel population and the declining red squirrel one.

I have a better idea. If they're concerned about the "expanding grey squirrel population and the declining red squirrel one," why not periodically capture some grey squirrels and dye them red?


sarameg - Dec 12, 2006 7:55:55 am PST #5707 of 10007

There.are.carollers.


amych - Dec 12, 2006 7:57:38 am PST #5708 of 10007
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

If they're concerned about the "expanding grey squirrel population and the declining red squirrel one," why not periodically capture some grey squirrels and dye them red?

Because red hair dyes are notoriously fade-prone in gray hair.


sarameg - Dec 12, 2006 8:00:52 am PST #5709 of 10007

Something must have spilled. It sounds like someone is assulting the towel dispenser.


msbelle - Dec 12, 2006 8:09:05 am PST #5710 of 10007
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

sara, you should go see. just to make sure.