Great googlie-mooglies. No caffine needed this morning. Gud has seen to that.
Jeez, don't get all Movie of the Week. I was just too cheap to buy you a real present.
Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
SuziQ - Dec 12, 2006 7:19:29 am PST #5704 of 10007
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
DavidS - Dec 12, 2006 7:20:41 am PST #5705 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Gud just made me laugh so hard I think I kinda snorted.
Yeah, it's too bad that won't translate on the BRQG.
tommyrot - Dec 12, 2006 7:35:52 am PST #5706 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Squirrels to be given contraceptives
SQUIRRELS are to be given contraceptives in a project approved by Scottish ministers, The Scotsman has learned.
The Executive has agreed to fund research into immuno-contraception for Scotland's grey squirrel population.
Ministers want to know if contraception can be given to squirrels safely and effectively and whether this could solve the problem of the rapidly expanding grey squirrel population and the declining red squirrel one.
I have a better idea. If they're concerned about the "expanding grey squirrel population and the declining red squirrel one," why not periodically capture some grey squirrels and dye them red?
sarameg - Dec 12, 2006 7:55:55 am PST #5707 of 10007
There.are.carollers.
amych - Dec 12, 2006 7:57:38 am PST #5708 of 10007
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
If they're concerned about the "expanding grey squirrel population and the declining red squirrel one," why not periodically capture some grey squirrels and dye them red?
Because red hair dyes are notoriously fade-prone in gray hair.
sarameg - Dec 12, 2006 8:00:52 am PST #5709 of 10007
Something must have spilled. It sounds like someone is assulting the towel dispenser.
msbelle - Dec 12, 2006 8:09:05 am PST #5710 of 10007
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
sara, you should go see. just to make sure.
Gudanov - Dec 12, 2006 8:11:13 am PST #5711 of 10007
Coding and Sleeping
sara, you should go see. just to make sure.
That's just what they'd want you to do.
shrift - Dec 12, 2006 8:11:52 am PST #5712 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
There.are.carollers.
I'm glad I'm not sarameg, because if I was, that would be a cue for y'all to start collecting bail money via PayPal.
sarameg - Dec 12, 2006 8:17:37 am PST #5713 of 10007
Completely unrelated to the carollers, I'm going to have to kill someone.
Why are people asking me to be murderous when I can barely think?