You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 16, 2006 5:59:16 am PST #553 of 10007
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

There was a scone about a block away calling my name. So I had to get it and eat it.

How mature was it?


Dana - Nov 16, 2006 5:59:20 am PST #554 of 10007
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It's raining in my front yard but not my back yard.

Is it raining frogs? Or blood?


tommyrot - Nov 16, 2006 6:02:39 am PST #555 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How mature was it?

Well, it lacked blueberries, but instead had black currants (I think). So I'm guessing more mature than usual.


Cashmere - Nov 16, 2006 6:02:46 am PST #556 of 10007
Now tagless for your comfort.

Now the sun is out and all the rain has stopped.

No toads. No blood or fire.

Yet.


tommyrot - Nov 16, 2006 6:07:16 am PST #557 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cute puppy wearing old-fashioned swimsuit: [link]


Trudy Booth - Nov 16, 2006 6:07:43 am PST #558 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

If OJ makes any money off of this, it goes to the Goldmans and the Browns -- who he's never paid because he makes a point of not making money. It's all more twisted than I could have imagined.


brenda m - Nov 16, 2006 6:12:08 am PST #559 of 10007
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah, ask them if they give a shit.

I cannot believe that he actually found such depths to plunge to. Sickening.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 16, 2006 6:12:16 am PST #560 of 10007
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

If OJ makes any money off of this, it goes to the Goldmans and the Browns -- who he's never paid because he makes a point of not making money. It's all more twisted than I could have imagined.

I'd imagine he WOULD do it for free- he's such a sick narcissitic fuck that he can't help bragging about what he did. (but more likely there's some sort of legal twisting and turning that permits him to profit indirectly and without a trail)

This whole issue makes me so nauseous. I can't even watch TV or read the paper or anything these days.


tommyrot - Nov 16, 2006 6:16:56 am PST #561 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I guess I expect that of OJ. I'm angrier at his publisher, and far more angry at Fox, which is broadcasting two hour-long interviews with OJ on the subject....

Blah blah tabloidization of news blah blah mad as hell and not going to take it anymore.

Blah.


beekaytee - Nov 16, 2006 6:18:50 am PST #562 of 10007
Compassionately intolerant

(but more likely there's some sort of legal twisting and turning that permits him to profit indirectly and without a trail)

This is my fear and sure certainty. Although the twisted gratification is probably no small part of it.

I'm stunned by my own naivete. I honestly thought, having dodged the great cosmic bullet...in the form of a lethal injection...he'd have somehow had enough of a sense of self-preservation to...oh, never mind.