You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2006 9:29:48 am PST #5527 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Maybe her kid shouldn't give it up so easily. Did anyone think of THAT?


Maria - Dec 11, 2006 9:29:50 am PST #5528 of 10007
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Maria, that last pic that you linked to made me weak in the knees, and I'm sitting down. Pierce Brosnan, stubbly, with twinkly blue eyes . . . stuff dreams (and wicked fantasies) are made of.

Oh yeah. In fact, I'm going to a happy place right now. Maybe I should shut the door to my office....

Lee, all I have to say is "YUM!" JA will always and forever be Eric Brady to me, but I'm ready to start appreciating his SPN character. The first season is my holiday treat.

Congratulations to mommabelle and mac!


megan walker - Dec 11, 2006 9:30:45 am PST #5529 of 10007
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Mom: Talking Doll Called My Daughter 'a Slut'

I'm almost sad I already went and ordered the cash box.


tommyrot - Dec 11, 2006 9:31:26 am PST #5530 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Maybe her kid shouldn't give it up so easily. Did anyone think of THAT?

Yeah, maybe her mom is so mad because she just couldn't accept the truth....


tommyrot - Dec 11, 2006 9:35:23 am PST #5531 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm gonna whitefont this... because it's gross (deals with human waste).

"December 10, 2006 -- Police and firefighters yesterday rescued a Long Island man who had been trapped in his bedroom for four days after piling up a 7-foot-high mountain made up of bags of his own feces, jars of urine and other debris.

"An officer responded to Charles Ruoff's dilapidated home in Centerport around 3:30 a.m. after receiving an anonymous 911 call asking police to check up on the 64-year-old veteran who hadn't been seen in days.

"As he explored the house, the cop heard Ruoff calling weakly from a second-floor bedroom where he had walled himself in with a mountain of his own filth. He said he had been trapped since Tuesday."

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Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2006 9:44:47 am PST #5532 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Yeah, maybe her mom is so mad because she just couldn't accept the truth....

Maybe mom should be more worried about little Suzy's juice box bringing all the boys to the school yard...

And if she MUST worry about dolls she should direct her concern to Tickle Me Elmo and Tickle Me Ernie and Tickle Me Cookie Monster and a couple of others because if you poke all of their tummies at once and pile them up you're left with nothing short of an ecstatic little Muppet orgy where they all writhe squirm and shout things like "Tickle Me!" "That feels GOOD!" "I'll rub your little ducky tummy" "Me want coooooookie" and "I loooooooooooooove you"...

You know. If someone ever did that. After playing the Grinch Drinking Game. And laughed until they cried. And took photos which made no sense in retrospect but, hey, they didn't have video...


brenda m - Dec 11, 2006 9:46:09 am PST #5533 of 10007
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm sorry, who's wearing the sea-shell bikini in this little scenario? Slut indeed. She's one to talk.


megan walker - Dec 11, 2006 9:46:57 am PST #5534 of 10007
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

You know. If someone ever did that. After playing the Grinch Drinking Game. And laughed until they cried. And took photos which made no sense in retrospect but, hey, they didn't have video...

I don't know what is more disturbing, the thought that someone would do that, or that they would have all those items.


Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2006 9:48:45 am PST #5535 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I don't know what is more disturbing, the thought that someone would do that, or that they would have all those items.

There is something about my Sister that makes people give her talking toys. Its a yearly phenomenon.

Now that we have a video camera we should re-enact the event. And put it on You Tube.


Connie Neil - Dec 11, 2006 9:52:34 am PST #5536 of 10007
brillig

Maybe mom should be more worried about little Suzy's juice box bringing all the boys to the school yard...

Oh, god, the image in my head . . .

And curse you for making me no longer able to look my Ticky Me Elmo in the eye again.