You know. If someone ever did that. After playing the Grinch Drinking Game. And laughed until they cried. And took photos which made no sense in retrospect but, hey, they didn't have video...

I don't know what is more disturbing, the thought that someone would do that, or that they would have all those items.

I don't know what is more disturbing, the thought that someone would do that, or that they would have all those items.

There is something about my Sister that makes people give her talking toys. Its a yearly phenomenon.

Now that we have a video camera we should re-enact the event. And put it on You Tube.

Maybe mom should be more worried about little Suzy's juice box bringing all the boys to the school yard...

Oh, god, the image in my head . . .

And curse you for making me no longer able to look my Ticky Me Elmo in the eye again.

I just wanted to pop in and say I got back last night from having a lovely time in Europe. Trips with my DH = SO FUN. I am at work trying to catch up through a major jet-lag haze, but will try to post lwhen I get home if awake.

Ye gods, my cow-orker was just talking about how we're in so much danger and that I should "start picking out my burka."

(I used the wrong spelling intentionally, because she wouldn't give forth the effort of finding out the right spelling of burqa.)

I can't imagine what it must feel like to live in that much fear.

(Cause we're not in danger, right? Right?! Please, someone send me a comforting blanket of liberally-biased truth.)

So, in an attempt to avoid doing my actual work, I just moved half my office stuff. Slowly, slowly, but some day I will have an actual office all to myself!!

Jesse, that's a good way of avoiding actual work, IMHO.

JA will always and forever be Eric Brady to me

You may change your mind. I mean, I thought ASH would always be Taster's Choice Hottie, back in the day.

Jesse, that's a good way of avoiding actual work, IMHO.

At least I was doing something actually useful, as opposed to now, when I'm trying to read the entire internet instead of working.

SOMEbody has a case of the Mondays.

We are in no danger.

today's firsts: subway ride, city bus ride, squirrel sighting, star trek (which he is currently mesmerized by).

(Cause we're not in danger, right? Right?! Please, someone send me a comforting blanket of liberally-biased truth.)

The Hollywood/designer cabal would never allow burqa's to take over the world. How would Paris and Lindsey and Nicole get their faces all over the net?

Of course, you could freak out cow-orker by imagining the kinds of bling that could be used with a burqa.