I once had it said about me, "The thought of her makes me flaccid." That's right, flea, making tiny-dicked egotistical assholes flaccid since 1993, and proud of it.
In other news, the night security guard caught some students having sex in the library stacks last night. They actually do it sometimes I guess! Apparently standard security guard procedure is not to cough discreetly and back off, but to interrupt, confiscate IDs, and xerox them (to keep on file in case repeated incidents occur). I can guarantee the thought of having sex in the library probably will make that guy flaccid for the rest of his life. At least there was no tasering.
I think I need to go beat people up. Or maybe it is just the hunger talking.
What do you mean by
The pizza is a little late
?!@!@*&!!!
Snarl.
Nothing makes me want to punch people like hunger does. Not even krav.
Okay, off to gym.
Somewhere, Bill the Cat is in mourning.
Yes! I was thinking Breathed needed to do a special series.
every time they said "Iraq study group," I thought they were going to talk about the Rock Steady Crew.
I liked last night's Colbert Report opening, with the subtitle of "Iraq Paper Scissors."
ita, can you shoot me a mail to mohmlet at gmail?
I need to ask you a quick question.
OCALA -- Wesley Snipes, the Hollywood action star, was taken into custody this morning and will appear before a federal judge to answer charges of tax fraud and conspiracy later today.
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Snipes had an initial appearance and arraignment in front of Magistrate Gary Jones at 10:30 a.m. today. Jones released Snipes on $1 million bond and allowed him to go back to Namibia to complete filming of Gallow Walker, a motion picture Snipes is starring in. The judge orderd that Snipes come back to the states for another appearance on Jan. 10.
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Snipes, an Jones High School graduate and former Isleworth resident, was indicted before a federal grand jury in Tampa on October 17 on charges of conspiracy to defraud the IRS and submitting false estimated-tax payments worth $14 million.
Huh. This goes beyond just not paying your taxes....
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