I was just cruising through Fandom_Wank and read the lamest wank evah. This lady in HP fandom apparently lied about having a PhD and a job as a professor at the University of Washington.
And that's it. No cancer, no dying kids, no weird incurable diseases or pleas for cash.
Is that even a wank? Why lie about something so lame if all you're going to talk about is Harry Potter? She left a flounceapology on her LJ that fessed up to her lameness and wanting to make an identity for herself that she always wanted.
It's just so lame.
Anyone have a better wank for me to read? Tell me a fandom story. Something epic!
I am lying about my low-paying job as a library assistant and my 2 kids. I am actually the chief of police of Des Moines, and am a 55 year old bald man.
Have there been any famous cases of fans impersonating writers, directors or actors? What's the furthest that anyone's gotten doing that?
I've been impersonating me for years.
There's someone who impersonates Tim. Badly.
flounceapology
I think this is what makes it wankworthy. You lie in a lame way, whatev; but you flounce and it becomes noticeable.
still kinda ungainly, in a just-recently-a-golden-retriever-puppy sort of way. But he's maturing very well.
He's also, apparently, a klutz, so maybe he'll never grow into that weird taffy-pulled body of his. But when he was on Gilmore Girls, I swear he was auditioning for the role of Lurch on the Addams Family.
I've been impersonating a left-wing atheist for years. Actually, I'm a NeoCon who's working to establish a Christian theocracy. Death to apostates!
There is that chick that claims to have had a steamy thing with Keith Olbermann. And that he wasn't any good. And she has the e-mail to prove it. Whatever she was or was not able to get from KO, she sure has made Rupert Murdoch's dick hard...she's been in NY post three different times threatening to reveal all if she doesn't get(this is the part I'm not clear on)
Because although everyone may not think he is a genius, as well as the world's hottest news guy since Arthur Kent took off his flak jacket, how dumb of a public figure would he have to be to comment on *that*? Cletus dumb.
I'm really a chirpy optimistic extrovert.
ow. That hurt.
I was thinking about cultural relativism today on the bus. Here are some things that are rather absurd to me, but are normal to "mainstream america":
Women take an extremely sharp piece of metal and remove any hair that grows under their arms, on their legs, or on their pubes. Men mostly only do this for their faces. Never mind WAXING!
3 people die from E. coli and the entire nation stops eating spinach. How many people die in car accidents daily, but we keep driving?
Breast implants. I mean, really. Bags of salt water under your skin. Also, Botox is a poison, people!
What would you add (or delete)?
You're a weirdo if you're a woman and go out without painting your face. Which I often am, btw.
