Catching up from a ways back:
Let's consult an expert.
Dear Gothic Miss Manners,I want to be even more pale because not enough people tease me for looking kinda blue-ish. Are leeches a good option or should I just give up my gothy dreams?
KThxBye, Easily Swayed by the Masses
Dear creature, don't bother with leeches. Start drinking shots of vinegar. One does not use leeches on oneself, one inflicts leeches on other people.
PS Is brown really the new black?
No. Nor are gauchos the new bloomers, no matter what Some People say.
PPS What are your thoughts on the geo-political ramifications of bio-engineering. You got a take on that?
Gothic Miss Manners is waiting for bio-engineering to get to the point where she can have charming little bat wings grafted on to her back. Other than that, she's not discussed bio-engineering much.
Jilli is gonna smite me . Or laugh. She might laugh .
Considering how today is going, laugh. In a slightly crazed, look, a distraction from smiting my writers! fashion.