OMG! Internet friends are JUST LIKE REAL FRIENDS!
Virtual communities are as important as their real-world counterparts, many members of online communities believe.
A survey found 43% of online networkers from the US felt "as strongly" about their web community as they did about their real-world friends.
I can just see that being incorporated into an earnest anti-drug campaign:
"If you smoke crack , you'll end up NAKED! In the JAWS OF AN ALLIGATOR! "
cue image of roaring, thrashing alligator.
This is your naked ass.
This is your naked ass on drugs.
This your naked ass in the mouth of a 12 foot alligator.
Any questions? Dumbass.
I was gonna keep my clothes on, but I got high,
I was gonna stay at home instead of diving into a swamp in the middle of the night, but I got high,
Now I'm naked and being eaten by an alligator and I know why,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high...
Aimée! I have a friend who tries to make it a habit to get something nice for his mom on his birthday, because, well, she's the one who worked hard on that date this-and-that-years-ago. So lots of wishes for a great day today for you, mommy, as well, not just for Em!
I can just see that being incorporated into an earnest anti-drug campaign:
I wonder what it says about me that my first thought was, "That would be awesome." Mostly because the other earnest anti-drug campaigns make me want to go on a bender, and I think alligators could only improve the situation.
Thank you, Nilly! May Joe read your post and think to get me a shiny on behalf of the Princess!
Bad Jessica! No biscuit.
tries to get yogurt and granola out of nose
May Joe read your post and think to get me a shiny
Hmm, regarding Jessica's and Tom's links from above, if he reads that on an internet forum, from an online friend, is he still really your DH while reading or is he not at all real while he does that? Or do I stop being real then?
[Edit: is it "Jessica's and Tom's" or "Jessica and Tom's"? Where do I put the 's?]