This is your naked ass.
This is your naked ass on drugs.
This your naked ass in the mouth of a 12 foot alligator.
Any questions? Dumbass.
Buffy. When I saw you stop the world from, you know, ending, I just assumed that was a big week for you. Turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of 'apocalypse.'
Riley ,'Potential'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Nov 30, 2006 7:47:01 am PST #3759 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Tom Scola - Nov 30, 2006 7:49:03 am PST #3760 of 10007
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
OMG! Internet friends are JUST LIKE REAL FRIENDS!
"It looks like some users of popular networking sites such as MySpace and Facebook have stooped so low as to actually pay real money for friends. These friends aren't even real believe it or not. You can apparently choose from a selection of 'models' to leave you customized comments to look like you have friends and are popular online.
Jessica - Nov 30, 2006 7:50:27 am PST #3761 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I was gonna keep my clothes on, but I got high,
I was gonna stay at home instead of diving into a swamp in the middle of the night, but I got high,
Now I'm naked and being eaten by an alligator and I know why,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high...
Nilly - Nov 30, 2006 7:50:54 am PST #3762 of 10007
Swouncing
Aimée! I have a friend who tries to make it a habit to get something nice for his mom on his birthday, because, well, she's the one who worked hard on that date this-and-that-years-ago. So lots of wishes for a great day today for you, mommy, as well, not just for Em!
shrift - Nov 30, 2006 7:51:47 am PST #3763 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I can just see that being incorporated into an earnest anti-drug campaign:
I wonder what it says about me that my first thought was, "That would be awesome." Mostly because the other earnest anti-drug campaigns make me want to go on a bender, and I think alligators could only improve the situation.
Aims - Nov 30, 2006 7:52:15 am PST #3764 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Thank you, Nilly! May Joe read your post and think to get me a shiny on behalf of the Princess!
Aims - Nov 30, 2006 7:53:28 am PST #3765 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Bad Jessica! No biscuit.
tries to get yogurt and granola out of nose
Nilly - Nov 30, 2006 7:53:45 am PST #3766 of 10007
Swouncing
May Joe read your post and think to get me a shiny
Hmm, regarding Jessica's and Tom's links from above, if he reads that on an internet forum, from an online friend, is he still really your DH while reading or is he not at all real while he does that? Or do I stop being real then?
[Edit: is it "Jessica's and Tom's" or "Jessica and Tom's"? Where do I put the 's?]
Aims - Nov 30, 2006 7:55:18 am PST #3767 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
if he reads that on an internet forum, from an online friend, is he still really your DH while reading or is he not real while he does that?
Hmmm...I'll get back to you on that. I'm gonna take a minnit and try to figure out a way to use this to my advantage.
Jessica - Nov 30, 2006 7:55:27 am PST #3768 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Bad Jessica! No biscuit.
But I'm pregnant! I'm supposed to be eating *extra* biscuits!