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Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Nov 15, 2006 5:46:27 am PST #346 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have instant miso soup in packets that's pretty decent.

I really like Annie Chun's. But I have a large amount of tofu and green onion in the refrigerator, so into the soup pot it will go.


shrift - Nov 15, 2006 5:49:04 am PST #347 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I think there's an unwritten grocery store rule that lemon and/or lime juice can never be found in the right place.

I think I found it between the fruit juice and the bottled water. Which confused me, because I didn't realize lime juice was a beverage.


Ginger - Nov 15, 2006 5:51:28 am PST #348 of 10007
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think there's an unwritten grocery store rule that lemon and/or lime juice can never be found in the right place.

Chocolate syrup falls into the same netherworld. Sometimes it's with syrup, sometimes it's with cocoa and sometimes it's off in a little ice cream ghetto with ice cream cones.


Allyson - Nov 15, 2006 5:54:58 am PST #349 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

So there was some sort of plumbing disaster in my neighbor's apartment and my landlord called me yesterday asking permission to go into my apartment to get into the wall.

That's all good, of course. But now there's a hole in my bathroom wall, and my ladder is missing. I'm short, I use that ladder like, twice a week to get stuff down from the overhead storage shelves.

WHERE IS MY LADDER?


shrift - Nov 15, 2006 6:04:17 am PST #350 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You may have to call your landlord and leave him a message along the lines of, "Return my personal property or I will cut you."


tommyrot - Nov 15, 2006 6:06:42 am PST #351 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

WHERE IS MY LADDER?

It must be bunnies
Or maybe midgets


Theodosia - Nov 15, 2006 6:10:28 am PST #352 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Allyson, I'd try contacting the neighbor who is probably all like "Whoo! At last a ladder that I can use to get stuff off the high shelves! This is the best plumber EVER!"

I'm working from home today because the gas leak in my street last week has led to the re-gasfitting for several houses, including mine, along with the consequent heavy machinery and digging-up of the street and sidewalk.

Alas, I can't work in my pajamas because I'll have to let the gas guys in and out of the house....


sarameg - Nov 15, 2006 6:33:01 am PST #353 of 10007

I like shrift's solution.

Lessons are never learned here. They're shoehorning in a software install right before the holiday. At least I won't be here!


Cashmere - Nov 15, 2006 6:34:40 am PST #354 of 10007
Now tagless for your comfort.

I think there's an unwritten grocery store rule that lemon and/or lime juice can never be found in the right place. For instance, the little ones shaped like lemons will be stashed in the produce. Which, yes, ok, fruit product, but then why can't you put some of those in the baking aisle, along with the industrial sized lemon juice?

I'm so glad I'm not the only person who has wandered around cluelessly looking for lemon juice. I broke down once and juiced fresh lemons because I could NOT find the stuff anywhere in my grocery store.

I'm thinking I need some miso paste on hand.


Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2006 6:34:55 am PST #355 of 10007
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Tree has been removed. I am at work.

Yay?