Missing woman found dead, behind a bookcase. She'd been missing for two weeks. [link]
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...
'Shindig'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - Nov 27, 2006 1:07:21 pm PST #3260 of 10007
What is even happening?
Lee - Nov 27, 2006 1:09:52 pm PST #3261 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Um, it's snowing. Really, really snowing.
Clearly this is a sign (from the gods even) that you need to come visit.
Amy - Nov 27, 2006 1:10:11 pm PST #3262 of 10007
Because books.
Oh my god, Cindy. Talk about your freak deaths.
Cass - Nov 27, 2006 1:18:18 pm PST #3263 of 10007
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
That is one of the strangest ways to die.
Clearly this is a sign (from the gods even) that you need to come visit.Clearly this is a sign that I shouldn't leave the house. Skies are showing blue again now. Weird.
Once the weather gods stop frightening me, that is when visiting sounds good.
Trudy Booth - Nov 27, 2006 1:19:42 pm PST #3264 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Clearly this is a sign that I shouldn't leave the house.
Sure, but the other sign is telling you not to futz with the tv plug.
(Let's face it, you, Hil, or I could easily get killed thusly)
Jesse - Nov 27, 2006 1:21:25 pm PST #3265 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So I had a John Krasinski from The Office sighting the other day!
Ooh! I knew he was freakishly tall.
Speaking of shoes, I bought these yesterday off the internet.
Ooh. Pretty.
Bacon Of The Month Club
Oooh. Now I want that. Screw the steaks!
Missing woman found dead, behind a bookcase. She'd been missing for two weeks.
OK, no "ooh" here. WTF? I have been grossed out by the smell of a dead mouse, so I find that story hard to believe. Not that I think they're lying, but they must have been lying to themselves all that time. Ew.
Connie Neil - Nov 27, 2006 1:25:58 pm PST #3266 of 10007
brillig
It's enough to make me want to put up a sign in my house "If missing, check behind bookcase."
tommyrot - Nov 27, 2006 1:26:41 pm PST #3267 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, no "ooh" here. WTF? I have been grossed out by the smell of a dead mouse, so I find that story hard to believe. Not that I think they're lying, but they must have been lying to themselves all that time. Ew.
IIRC, they did notice a strange smell, but never put 2+2 together. Or maybe they were just lazy....
Cass - Nov 27, 2006 1:28:25 pm PST #3268 of 10007
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
(Let's face it, you, Hil, or I could easily get killed thusly)It's true. Sadly.
Jesse - Nov 27, 2006 1:29:16 pm PST #3269 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
IIRC, they did notice a strange smell, but never put 2+2 together. Or maybe they were just lazy....
I swear, it must have been some serious denial.