Clearly this is a sign that I shouldn't leave the house.
Sure, but the other sign is telling you not to futz with the tv plug.
(Let's face it, you, Hil, or I could easily get killed thusly)
Just keep walking, preacher-man.
River ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Nov 27, 2006 1:19:42 pm PST #3264 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jesse - Nov 27, 2006 1:21:25 pm PST #3265 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So I had a John Krasinski from The Office sighting the other day!
Ooh! I knew he was freakishly tall.
Speaking of shoes, I bought these yesterday off the internet.
Ooh. Pretty.
Bacon Of The Month Club
Oooh. Now I want that. Screw the steaks!
Missing woman found dead, behind a bookcase. She'd been missing for two weeks.
OK, no "ooh" here. WTF? I have been grossed out by the smell of a dead mouse, so I find that story hard to believe. Not that I think they're lying, but they must have been lying to themselves all that time. Ew.
Connie Neil - Nov 27, 2006 1:25:58 pm PST #3266 of 10007
brillig
It's enough to make me want to put up a sign in my house "If missing, check behind bookcase."
tommyrot - Nov 27, 2006 1:26:41 pm PST #3267 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, no "ooh" here. WTF? I have been grossed out by the smell of a dead mouse, so I find that story hard to believe. Not that I think they're lying, but they must have been lying to themselves all that time. Ew.
IIRC, they did notice a strange smell, but never put 2+2 together. Or maybe they were just lazy....
Cass - Nov 27, 2006 1:28:25 pm PST #3268 of 10007
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
(Let's face it, you, Hil, or I could easily get killed thusly)It's true. Sadly.
Jesse - Nov 27, 2006 1:29:16 pm PST #3269 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
IIRC, they did notice a strange smell, but never put 2+2 together. Or maybe they were just lazy....
I swear, it must have been some serious denial.
Aims - Nov 27, 2006 1:29:26 pm PST #3270 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
The only bookcase that could kill me is Monstro.
And with all the smack I talk about him, I'm surprised he hasn't tried yet.
Amy - Nov 27, 2006 1:35:17 pm PST #3271 of 10007
Because books.
I have been grossed out by the smell of a dead mouse, so I find that story hard to believe. Not that I think they're lying, but they must have been lying to themselves all that time. Ew.
Not to be really morbid, but I kind of want to see a picture of the bookshelf. Because how far out from the wall did they have it, for her to fall *behind* it? All of our bookshelves have maybe a two or three-inch clearance between them and the walls, so I just can't figure out how she got back there. I can see a bookcase falling *on* you, though.
IIRC, they did notice a strange smell, but never put 2+2 together. Or maybe they were just lazy....
Honestly, though, it's not a place I would ever look for a *person*.
Megan E. - Nov 27, 2006 1:42:51 pm PST #3272 of 10007
Hey! MINE.
That's a long run from Cali to Hali!
Aims - Nov 27, 2006 1:49:08 pm PST #3273 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I could do it! Specially in those boots!