Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nilly - Nov 27, 2006 6:40:27 am PST #3135 of 10007
Swouncing

just one hour ahead of you

Oh, my "timelies" (even if not typed out loud) would be even more timelied, then.


Hil R. - Nov 27, 2006 6:46:57 am PST #3136 of 10007
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Timelies, everyone.

All the stressy Thanksgiving stuff is over now. Going to go see Company on Broadway tonight, then back to DC tomorrow. And, I've got a huge backlog of emails from my students to answer today -- starting to make a dent in that.


Nilly - Nov 27, 2006 6:50:22 am PST #3137 of 10007
Swouncing

Hil, where's your tagline from?

Were Pascal and Fibonacci friends?


Hil R. - Nov 27, 2006 6:52:03 am PST #3138 of 10007
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Nilly, it's a question that one of my 11-year-old students asked in class this summer. I thought it was adorable. (The discussion quickly became a debate about whether Pascal or Fibonacci was cooler, with most of the class saying that a triangle is cooler than a sequence, but one boy insisting that Fibonacci was cooler because anyone Italian is automatically cooler than anyone French.)


Nilly - Nov 27, 2006 6:58:26 am PST #3139 of 10007
Swouncing

Hil, that's absolutely adorable! The whole discussion, not just the original question.

All of you who had stressful holidays, I'm sorry. Is it any consolation that the nearest holiday is almost a month away?


SuziQ - Nov 27, 2006 7:11:10 am PST #3140 of 10007
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Going to go see Company on Broadway tonight

I would love to see a professional production of this. We did this in high school when I was in 10th grade. Our PA department was pretty good compared to other high school productions I have seen since - but still. It was the first show I worked as part of the crew.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 27, 2006 7:12:44 am PST #3141 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

but one boy insisting that Fibonacci was cooler because anyone Italian is automatically cooler than anyone French.

This sounds like someone who needs to be shown footage of Catherine Deneuve and Roberto Benigni.


tommyrot - Nov 27, 2006 7:15:02 am PST #3142 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This sounds like someone who needs to be shown footage of Catherine Deneuve and Roberto Benigni.

Now I'm wondering what The Hunger would have been like with Benigni in Bowie's role....


tommyrot - Nov 27, 2006 7:36:33 am PST #3143 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

$3,700 (Australian) pizza: [link]

The 30.5-cm pizza features an organic base spread with a sunblush tomato sauce. Other toppings include Scottish smoked salmon and medallions of venison.

The creation is finished off with edible 24-carat gold shavings.

The money will go to charity.

Now I'm wondering - if you consume gold shavings (like, say, Goldschlager), will your poop be all golden sparkley?


Jessica - Nov 27, 2006 7:52:31 am PST #3144 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Best new story EVAR:

BOISE, Idaho - Two employees of the city's ice skating rink have been fired for making a midnight fast-food run in a pair of Zambonis. An anonymous tipster reported seeing the two big ice-resurfacing machines chug through a Burger King drive-through and return to the rink around 12:30 a.m. on Nov. 10. The squat, rubber-tired vehicles, which have a top speed of about 5 mph, drove 1 1/2 miles in all.

The Zamboni operators, both temporary city employees whose names and ages were not released by the Parks and Recreation Department, had to negotiate at least one intersection with a traffic light on their late-night creep from Idaho Ice World.

"They were fired immediately," said Parks Department Director Jim Hall. "We're pretty sure it was just the one time. When we interviewed them, they didn't seem to be too concerned about it. I don't think they understood the seriousness of it."