Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.

'Jaynestown'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 27, 2006 7:36:33 am PST #3143 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

$3,700 (Australian) pizza: [link]

The 30.5-cm pizza features an organic base spread with a sunblush tomato sauce. Other toppings include Scottish smoked salmon and medallions of venison.

The creation is finished off with edible 24-carat gold shavings.

The money will go to charity.

Now I'm wondering - if you consume gold shavings (like, say, Goldschlager), will your poop be all golden sparkley?


Jessica - Nov 27, 2006 7:52:31 am PST #3144 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Best new story EVAR:

BOISE, Idaho - Two employees of the city's ice skating rink have been fired for making a midnight fast-food run in a pair of Zambonis. An anonymous tipster reported seeing the two big ice-resurfacing machines chug through a Burger King drive-through and return to the rink around 12:30 a.m. on Nov. 10. The squat, rubber-tired vehicles, which have a top speed of about 5 mph, drove 1 1/2 miles in all.

The Zamboni operators, both temporary city employees whose names and ages were not released by the Parks and Recreation Department, had to negotiate at least one intersection with a traffic light on their late-night creep from Idaho Ice World.

"They were fired immediately," said Parks Department Director Jim Hall. "We're pretty sure it was just the one time. When we interviewed them, they didn't seem to be too concerned about it. I don't think they understood the seriousness of it."


Connie Neil - Nov 27, 2006 7:53:55 am PST #3145 of 10007
brillig

I love that story. Just the image of them saying "Let's take the Zambonis out!" and then trundling through the drive-through makes me very happy.

I wonder how many people saw it and laughed instead.


tommyrot - Nov 27, 2006 7:54:58 am PST #3146 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If I had seen that, I think I'd have been ROTFLMAO....


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 27, 2006 7:58:00 am PST #3147 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Having stood on the sidewalk watching a Nike Goalie drive his zamboni up to GM Place, I'm not seeing the horribleness of the offense either. Unless the guys didn't have driver's licenses...


Dana - Nov 27, 2006 7:58:19 am PST #3148 of 10007
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

There's a production of Company on Broadway?


Trudy Booth - Nov 27, 2006 7:58:35 am PST #3149 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Does it frell up the Zambonis?


Nutty - Nov 27, 2006 8:01:18 am PST #3150 of 10007
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Is LJ being cranky and impossible for anybody besides me? It is getting in the way of my procrastinating.


Hil R. - Nov 27, 2006 8:02:41 am PST #3151 of 10007
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There's a production of Company on Broadway?

Yep. Well, it officially opens on Wednesday -- it's still in previews right now. It's directed by what'shisname, the guy who directed Sweeney Todd last year, with the same concept of having the actors play instruments.


juliana - Nov 27, 2006 8:03:25 am PST #3152 of 10007
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Just the image of them saying "Let's take the Zambonis out!" and then trundling through the drive-through makes me very happy.

I now have a Gear Daddies song in my head.

I wanna drive... a Zamboni....