Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JenP - Nov 22, 2006 7:11:39 pm PST #2529 of 10007

I need one box for Japan - the one that connects to tea on the left. Hint?


NoiseDesign - Nov 22, 2006 7:11:55 pm PST #2530 of 10007
Our wings are not tired

I'm one square away from having the friars/priests square done. I need the one that connects off the left side of Father Jack .


NoiseDesign - Nov 22, 2006 7:12:48 pm PST #2531 of 10007
Our wings are not tired

JenP, it's a country that is associated with tea .


Nicole - Nov 22, 2006 7:17:35 pm PST #2532 of 10007
I'm getting the pig!

ND, think drunk .


Pix - Nov 22, 2006 7:17:36 pm PST #2533 of 10007
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

My contribution to this conversation is the exchange ND and I had earlier over IM that, I believe, clearly demonstrates the evil that is this game. Keep in mind, he's at work. In theory.

ND: Game. driving. me. crazy

Kristin: Hee. Poor baby, step away.

ND: What else am I going to do?

Kristin: Write me love letters?

ND: What do they connect to? Is love letters the link between new york and on the clock?

Kristin: @@


JenP - Nov 22, 2006 7:17:43 pm PST #2534 of 10007

Phew. Got it. Thanks, ND. FYI, I now spell the country of Ceylon like the BSG toasters instead. Not that that was the answer. Still, cracked myself up.


NoiseDesign - Nov 22, 2006 7:19:55 pm PST #2535 of 10007
Our wings are not tired

Kristin, you probably want to whitefont part of your post.


tommyrot - Nov 22, 2006 7:20:37 pm PST #2536 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)

Number 3 sounds like something I might have written in high school as a joke....

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

...

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

...

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

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22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.


NoiseDesign - Nov 22, 2006 7:21:33 pm PST #2537 of 10007
Our wings are not tired

Gah, I tried that but I had a typo in it and didn't catch it the first time.


Lee - Nov 22, 2006 7:35:03 pm PST #2538 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Okay, done with Japan and priests/friars. In animals, what links German and Wolf (the one on the border with automobile ).