I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Nov 20, 2006 6:03:52 am PST #1424 of 10007
Because books.

Now I can go, "God, I'd never have gotten that one!" and get it over quickly.

Must. Not. Google.

Yet.


Jessica - Nov 20, 2006 6:04:29 am PST #1425 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I really really really really really wish I'd called in sick today. Urp.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 20, 2006 6:04:46 am PST #1426 of 10007
What is even happening?

Jesse, I think you're waiting for someone to tell you to stay home. I'm obliging. Stay home.

eta...

And Jess, I'm telling you to leave early, if you're so inclined.


Jesse - Nov 20, 2006 6:08:16 am PST #1427 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Thanks, Cindy! I hate the middle-ground of not feeling good. If I felt this way at work, I wouldn't leave. But it makes it awfully hard to leave the house.

Fuck it. I'm making this a one-day workweek.


shrift - Nov 20, 2006 6:10:35 am PST #1428 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I think I like being a sockpuppet. Ultimately it means that I don't have to take responsibility for any of my actions, and in fact get to blame everything I do on someone else!


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 6:14:58 am PST #1429 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think I like being a sockpuppet. Ultimately it means that I don't have to take responsibility for any of my actions, and in fact get to blame everything I do on someone else!

Or you could be a determinist. Except there, you're more of a meat-puppet.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 20, 2006 6:17:17 am PST #1430 of 10007
What is even happening?

I figured we were your sockpuppets, shrift, which might mean everything is your fault.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 20, 2006 6:17:36 am PST #1431 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I love that the tatto parlor toy page has a link to this.


shrift - Nov 20, 2006 6:19:28 am PST #1432 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Blah blah free will.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 6:28:49 am PST #1433 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Because I have no free will, I continue to look for time-wasting thingies....

This site [link] will tell you where you'll end up if you dig a hole straght through the Earth. Apparantly, to end up in China you must start in South America.