River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005

'The Message'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Nov 20, 2006 6:08:16 am PST #1427 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Thanks, Cindy! I hate the middle-ground of not feeling good. If I felt this way at work, I wouldn't leave. But it makes it awfully hard to leave the house.

Fuck it. I'm making this a one-day workweek.


shrift - Nov 20, 2006 6:10:35 am PST #1428 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I think I like being a sockpuppet. Ultimately it means that I don't have to take responsibility for any of my actions, and in fact get to blame everything I do on someone else!


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 6:14:58 am PST #1429 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think I like being a sockpuppet. Ultimately it means that I don't have to take responsibility for any of my actions, and in fact get to blame everything I do on someone else!

Or you could be a determinist. Except there, you're more of a meat-puppet.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 20, 2006 6:17:17 am PST #1430 of 10007
What is even happening?

I figured we were your sockpuppets, shrift, which might mean everything is your fault.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 20, 2006 6:17:36 am PST #1431 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I love that the tatto parlor toy page has a link to this.


shrift - Nov 20, 2006 6:19:28 am PST #1432 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Blah blah free will.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 6:28:49 am PST #1433 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Because I have no free will, I continue to look for time-wasting thingies....

This site [link] will tell you where you'll end up if you dig a hole straght through the Earth. Apparantly, to end up in China you must start in South America.


sj - Nov 20, 2006 6:34:54 am PST #1434 of 10007
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Can someone give me a link to the puzzle crack?


shrift - Nov 20, 2006 6:35:49 am PST #1435 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I figured we were your sockpuppets, shrift, which might mean everything is your fault.

Well, if the theory was put together by way of buff diving the BRQG, I do control the horizontal and the vertical.

I think you'll find that I'm a benevolent tyrant. Keep your hands and arms inside the internets at all times. Please remember that a first-born is not a proper bribe unless it is above the age of majority.


Jessica - Nov 20, 2006 6:36:15 am PST #1436 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Huh - if I start digging under my apartment, I'll eventually end up off the coast of Australia. Neat!